i love you. i'm glad i exist.

clicked on a book review vid and this dude had a little life on his bookshelf behind him, which is kind of like taking the time to set up your tripod with a can of expired spray cheese behind you and in all seriousness tell the camera you're about to review gourmet cheese brands, as a cheese connoisseur

exposure therapy is not fun, but it is admittedly funny that my OCD is so convoluted that my exposure therapy is currently just watching a television show and trying not to have a fight or flight response

jacob in new moon has major freddie from icarly vibes (derogatory)

i hate when a fandom i'm into that hasn't had content in a long time suddenly has a new show or movie or whatever unexpectedly pop up because you're inevitably about to be hit with worse takes than you even imagined could be produced. sometimes the rewards of finding good fandom content is not worth the mortifying ordeal of having to wade through people being so goddamn annoying on the internet. most times in fact

rereading twilight for the first time since i was 12 and was genuinely surprised that i'm having a hard time putting it down before i remembered that this was the exact book that hardwired my romance preferences so of course it would activate a sleeper agent in me. jesus christ

the fact that ao3 will still crash for over a day is so insane to me their site operates like they've never heard the word redundancy

new zukka writing/posting sideblog @turtleduckspotter 👉👈