i love you. i'm glad i exist.

jacob in new moon has major freddie from icarly vibes (derogatory)

i hate when a fandom i'm into that hasn't had content in a long time suddenly has a new show or movie or whatever unexpectedly pop up because you're inevitably about to be hit with worse takes than you even imagined could be produced. sometimes the rewards of finding good fandom content is not worth the mortifying ordeal of having to wade through people being so goddamn annoying on the internet. most times in fact

rereading twilight for the first time since i was 12 and was genuinely surprised that i'm having a hard time putting it down before i remembered that this was the exact book that hardwired my romance preferences so of course it would activate a sleeper agent in me. jesus christ

the fact that ao3 will still crash for over a day is so insane to me their site operates like they've never heard the word redundancy

new zukka writing/posting sideblog @turtleduckspotter 👉👈

my immune system disorder likes to manifest itself in many creative ways but for the past few weeks it's just been "i cast itchy on you. permanently" but my skin is also allergic to pressure/scratching so itching = more reaction. like man c'mon

my favorite sisyphean ordeal of my chronic health conditions is getting a rash bc of my body deciding to react to something random and then getting more rash everywhere i itch because my body is allergic to skin pressure