Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

If you're ever feeling sad at night just remember: your cat is probably somewhere in your room attempting to do bizzare half life physics puzzles with fragile objects

if i was sent back to ancient times i would use my future knowledge to create a massive stories tall cogwork contraption that would allow one to play a single level of quake

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot