Random Notes From the Colored Section ©

1. How much you wanna bet that IF any voter fraud is found it will be the Repugnuts doing it...?

2. We can NOT afford any tax cuts right now, and we desperately need to cut our military spending. Why? Well, if you haven't noticed we have a mental health problem of epic proportions. That's EPIC. PROPORTIONS.

3. Being the ONLY cat in the spots where I hang rooting for the Cubbies is really messed up. It will be worse if the Dodgers mess around and win this match-up...

4. Kershaw gave them a little bit of hope, but he's the only real ace the Dodgers have and they're about to face Arrieta tonight...

5. I know I like to say that no matter who wins I'm cool because I like both teams, but I really want to see the Cubs win.

6. Stop wasting billions of dollars advertising prescription medications to the general public. Stop spending that fuckin' money so you can lower our drug prices and not hurt your highly-inflated bottom line. Damn...

1. The Grand Old Hypocrites are masters at what is known as “Deflecting”; taking something THEY do regularly and projecting it on their opponents. For example, #DonTheCon keeps talking about rigged elections and how we’re gonna try to steal the election from him. The last time elections were rigged and stolen was 2000 in Florida and 2004 in Ohio, both for George W. Bush…

2. But this latest deflection is funny, because after two televised debates of #DonTheCon sniffling like he was auditioning to play white Ike Turner, he accuses Hillary Clinton of being on drugs! That’s all the proof I need to know Donald Trump is a cocaine-abuser…

3. According to #DonTheCon Speaker Paul Ryan is working with Hillary Clinton to spread lies about him sexually assaulting women. Well, I can’t think of a better endorsement for a Clinton presidency…

4. According to #DonTheCon Republicans and Democrats are now working together, something they haven’t done since Reagan and Tip O’Neill in the early 80’s. This would be a good thing, right…?

5. I’m going to use the “Bill Cosby is guilty as hell” theory here & apply it to #DonTheCon: “How can you believe the man is innocent of everything he’s been accused of when there are so many women saying the same thing?” and, “It doesn’t matter how long ago it happened; he still did it.” I REFUSE to let the double-standard stand in this regard; if you think Bill Cosby is guilty- oh yeah, I forgot one: “Bill Cosby admitted that he did those things to those women.”

6. As I was saying, if you think Bill Cosby is guilty, then STFU trying to defend #DonTheCon…

1. #DonTheCon talks shit about everybody on a regular basis, but the minute someone says something about him, he challenges them to say it to his face? What a p*ssy…

2. My money’s on Robert DeNiro…

3. Bill Cosby gets accused of several sexual assaults and everybody automatically accepted the presumption of guilt as a fact. Donald Trump is accused of several sexual assaults- and is heard admitting he’s a sexual predator ON TAPE- and the same people accept the presumption of innocence for him. And those same people will try to convince you there’s no racism in America…

4. #DonTheCon showed how truly childish he is when he said if elected he would investigate Hillary…

5. I was hopeful that Barack Obama would prosecute George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and the gang for all the crap they did, but he took the high road. A smart man that President Obama; he had bigger problems of which to attend and went about the business of trying to fix America instead of being partisan and petty…

6. Speaking of the Bush Administration, I recall in the 2008 election the Repugnuts wanted to avoid bring up their biggest failure in history by repeatedly stating that we shouldn’t look back because, according to them, “Bush isn’t running for President”… and that was only going back to the administration that was STILL IN POWER at the time! Today, their candidate for President is going back damn-near TWENTY YEARS to attack Bill Clinton for some shit he did BEFORE HE BECAME PRESIDENT 24 years ago. And HE isn’t running for office right now, either! You would think the Democraps would be in lock-step attacking this BS in the media, but no; they sit silent…

7. Ya know, I NEVER thought I’d formulate these words into a sentence, but… I’m goddamn sick and tired of seeing women shaking their asses on the internet. If you wanna be a fuckin’ exotic dancer, take your fat ass to the club and get a job where guys can throw money at you…

8. Obamacare may not be perfect, but at least Obama did SOMETHING. The Repugnuts keep talking about what they would do, but they’ve had numerous chances and chose to do nothing. #DonTheCon is the perfect fit for their party…

1. Now there’s talk that the Repugnuts want #DonTheCon to step down so Mike Pence can run for President. I have a personal disdain for Donald Trump, but he was ELECTED to represent the GORP as their presidential candidate. NOBODY- and I mean NOBODY- chose Mike Pence. He was too much of a basket case to even try the Repugnant Party primaries and now I’m hearing the party wants to push him on their voters…

2. The Repugnant Party is a mess, period. Their bullshit rhetoric an slogans are running head first into the oncoming locomotive known as the truth. Hopefully, America is awake enough to notice and not all caught up in salacious headlines about grabbing pussy…

3. Speaking of grabbing pussy… I have to chuckle at this thought. Earlier in the week #DonTheCon was taking credit for Pence’s so-called debate “win” because he chose Pence as a running mate, a great example of Trump’s statement about “grabbing pussy” and Pence appears to be the biggest pussy in this election…

4. After all the bullshit #DonTheCon has said during his campaign, it amazes me that people are upset about some smack-talk with friends in a private moment…

5. This is the same muhfucka that said he could shoot somebody and still get elected; said he would kick out 11 million immigrants, mostly Hispanics; would profile Muslims and bar them from entering the country; has degraded women incessantly. Need I go on?

6. I could do about a thousand words on the dumb shit this fool has said in just the past 12 months. Don’t make me go back a few years. This latest comment doesn’t hold a candle to any of that…

7. I think it is worse to incite violence against people trying to assert their Constitutional right to voice their opinions… I think it’s worse to disrespect the current President of the United States, especially while you’re campaigning for that very office… I think it’s worse to lick the ball-sack of Russia’s president (Read: Dictator). Personally, I think it’s deplorable…#TheresThatWordAgain

8. What we know: Bill Clinton had extra-marital affairs and Conservatives tried to ultimately impeach him for his infidelities. We later learn that many of the men in Congress attacking Clinton had side-chicks themselves. While Conservatives still like us to think they are the party of family values, they wholly support a candidate that cheated on and divorced TWO WIVES, one of which gave SWORN TESTIMONY that she was RAPED by her husband, the current Repugnant Party presidential candidate. And they still stand by him, knowing all the crap he’s done. The hypocrisy is mind-boggling…

1. I got news for Adam Jones; Baseball is not a white sport, it’s a Dominican sport…

2. Well, Colin Kaepernick went there for anyone that questioned his blackness…

3. Dude came out with the Foster Sylvers ‘fro and then went straight Allen Iverson with the cornrows…

4. This election cycle is getting comical to me. #DonTheCon is creating his “policies” and saying that Hillary will never do what he’s doing…

5. What dumb Donald failed to realize is Hillary has been pushing his now brilliant ideas for almost TWO YEARS now and the Democrats in Congress have been trying to pass this legislation for almost 10 years now. Perhaps more…

6. Some dumbass Conservative is talking bloodshed now against liberals and Progressives. Don’t get mad about it; he simply verbalized what they’ve been doing to black people since the sixteen-fucking-hundreds…

7. The difference? I believe we’re now ready to beat the shit out of these people. This ain’t the 1960s anymore and we ain’t takin’ any more of their shit…

1. Okay, straight up: The candidates in this presidential election are so different that if you’re still on the fence at this point, you are a worthless f**kin’ moron. Do us a favor and kill yo’ self…

2. I have lost ALL respect for Cam Newton… But I’ll probably still draft him for my fantasy team…

3. Seriously, how many people in the stands are truly giving a shit when the National Anthem is being performed…?

4. Personally, I would love the see it eliminated from sporting events because I’m sick and tired of seeing people over-perform the damn song…

5. I would bet that if a Conservative white athlete decided to protest the National Anthem because he was making a point that he disagreed with President Obama, these same people complaining about Colin Kaepernick would be as silent as a mouse fart…

6. If you wonder why I stopped going to church, check out the videos with#DonTheCon in the black church. I can feel the hypocrisy through my laptop screen… #SpiritualNotReligious

1. Black Americans have to face a cold FACT: We are not allowed to use the guns we own. Some strange white girl shows up at Chris Brown’s mansion uninvited and unannounced to ask him to put her ass in videos and HE gets arrested?

2. If this bitch would have showed up at Taylor Swift’s house doing that she would have been arrested for trespassing, stalking, etc. Straight up- Taylor could have shot that bitch and nothing would have happened. It would have been looked at as “using her Second Amendment privilege to protect herself and her family from a predatory stalker

3. Like his entire presidential campaign, #DonTheCon meeting with the black community is a farce…

4. Besides, we already know he’ll be meeting with those kiss-ass Uncle-Tom Negroes that have taken money to support him. I guarantee he’ll NEVER meet with a ni**a like me…

5. Meeting with Mexico’s president is also a farce. We all KNOW he’s not going there to tell this guy he has to pay for the wall #DonTheCon says he’s going to build, so what’s the purpose?

6. One wonders how much #DonTheCon had to “donate” to Mexico’s president for him to agree to take a meeting. Foreign dignitaries usually don’t take meetings with candidates- unless, of course, they are trying to influence the American electoral process…

7. American has let this muhfucka change his entire political stance and pivot back towards the middle and that’s all good for THEM, but they’re still making a big deal about some fuckin’ emails? I ain’t goin’ nowhere, but on the real: Man, fuck this country! Since we are a nation “Of the People”, my message is for those of us that keep fucking it up for the rest of us that are powerless to change it…

1. Some people’s stupidity is SO dangerous their freedom of speech should be revoked because it could be considered a weapon of mass destruction…

2. The ONLY difference between them and Muslim extremists and Christian extremists is the Christians don’t have the BALLS to strap explosives to their chests and martyr themselves for their cause. Bunch o’ fuckin’ pussies…

3. If being martyred in a terrorist attack is the best way 2 paradise & virgins, why don't the LEADERS of Al Qaeda & ISIS ever do it? We never saw Osama bin Laden strapping some C-4 to his ass! It's always some young, gullible idiot blowing himself up because he was TOLD it would put him in a better place. I'da been like, "After you, dude... You go first!"

4. 72 virgins huh? Personally, I’d rather have 2 hookers and an 8-ball in Vegas, so miss me with that suicide bomber bullshit…

5. Further proof that our medical system is really screwed up: When they don’t find anything wrong, they say, “Tests were negative.” If everything is okay, shouldn’t they tell you your tests were positive? I think that’s why people are still having unprotected sex. Shiiiiiiit, “HIV Positive” has an upside, when you put it THAT way. Yes, you have HIV, but the test results were positive... Cool! Only medicine could take something good & make it sound bad, & vice-versa.

6. How asinine it is that billionaires would pay hundreds of millions of dollars to influence an election to only save tens of millions of dollars in taxes. It would be cheaper to just pay the fuckin’ taxes. Just proves that any idiot can be wealthy, especially when most of them INHERITED their wealth…

1. Interesting thought: #BlackLivesMatter is a fight for equality, while White Lives Matter is a fight for superiority…

2. The Internet is a great thing, but it also was a major contributor to the destruction of neighborhood family-owned businesses that provided services and jobs to their communities…

3. When it comes to racial tensions in America, we always seem to get so caught up in the focus of the effect while effectively ignoring the cause altogether…

4. I mean really; cops have been killing scores of black people- and getting away with it- and Donald Trump steps up like he’s Captain Save-a-Ho as if we can’t do for ourselves (we could IF America would simply provide equal justice under the law), but Colin Kaepernick is the problem because he is sitting down to bring attention to the problem? It’s total bullshit…

5. This is what we asked Michael Jordan to do throughout his career: Take a stand against injustice. When one is in a position to shed a hot spotlight on a cancerous issue to start a conversation that will lead to a solution, we beg them to speak up. Colin Kaepernick is standing up… FOR BLACK AMERICA. Any stupid ni**a out there that speaks out against him should be slapped in the face, kicked in the nuts, and publicly castigated for being stupid. If your bougie black asses cannot speak up against the problems we face as a community, then sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up about those that can and do…

6. NOW we see why Jordan never said anything during his playing career, but what the fuck is Jerry Rice’s problem? I’m more proud of the Nupe (Kaepernick) than I am of my Sigma brother (Rice) at this moment…

1. The American public has NO RIGHT to the private medical records of ANY presidential candidate. There’s a Doctor-Patient Confidentiality privilege for a reason…

2. I’m surprised to hear a DOCTOR say they should make their medical records public. Then again, that Doctor was Uncle Ben Carson, so I’m really not surprised at all. He says some of the dumbest fucking shit these days…

3. Words to live by: If you don’t stand AGAINST crimes against humanity, then your silence gives support FOR crimes against humanity…

4. Furthermore, if a person of color takes a stand against oppression and you retort with racial slurs toward that person; there’s no doubt you are a bigoted, racist asshole…

5. I pray that my friends and followers have enough good common sense to realize that words have power and the engine that drives them is CONTEXT…

6. For example, let’s take the N-word. Nigger as a word on its own has no real power, BUT- let David Duke utter that singular word in public and we have a big problem. Even black people using the word can be harmful to others. I can call a man, “My nigga” and he knows that I’m not being offensive, but if I say, “That nigga there” it could be insulting, depending on how I say it. Shoot, Donald Trump said, “My African-American over there” and it sounded like he’s trying to be a slave owner or something…

7. “Jew” is another one of those dangerous words. Using the word to simply describe a Jew’s religion is offensive to them sometimes. “He’s a Jew.” Their panties get all knotted up in a wad. I guess you have to add “ish” to the end to make it alright…

1. Colin Kaepernick; taking a stand by sitting down…

2. Personally, I don’t get some of our rituals, especially those that involve men having to remove their hats. Christians say take off your hat to pray where Muslims keep their heads covered out of respect to God. Why the hell should I have to take off my hat and put my hand over my heart to sing a song to a goddamn FLAG?

3. What’s really funny is 10 years ago- before my hair started thinning to the point of its current state- I would hardly ever wear hats. Today, they are a wardrobe staple…

4. I knew Skip Bayless wouldn’t be out of work too long. Everybody I know hates to hear him talk- and he talks for a living- but we know how things work so he’s got his own show on FS1 (Fox Sports) with Shannon Sharpe premiering next week. Should be interesting…

5. I feel sorry for Skip, though; he just left having to deal with Stephen A. Smith on the regular, and now he has to match wits with Shannon Sharpe… #Toast

6. I know it may not be as important an issue as police interaction, but I wish black TV personalities could be as controversial as Jim Rome and Skip Bayless and still get numerous lucrative work opportunities. Why can’t black people be themselves? We’re ALWAYS held to a different standard, especially since colonized black minds hate controversial black people as much as our white counterparts. We can’t handle the harsh truth, either…

7. This is another brick in the ‘Black Lives Matter’ movement that gets overlooked in most conversations, but the fact remains that TV and movie execs believe white people won’t watch- or pay to see- an outspoken, controversial black person. Equally important is the fact that we’re only 13% of the population, an unimportant number in the grand ratings structure. It’s also why ‘Black-ish’ has to be very careful in its story lines. The second they cross into something too controversial it will be castigated and snatched off the air faster than you can say “Cat in the Hat”…

8. You know, I feel like if I had a couple billion dollars I could build a nice-sized NATION. For the life of me, I cannot understand how sports stadiums cost over a billion dollars to build. Crazy!!! Their effective lifespan is about 20 years before the greedy-ass team owner is asking the city to build him a new billion-dollar building to replace the not-so-old billion-dollar building…

9. I’m not a Vikings fan, but I truly love those matte purple helmets. I wish the Bears would do the matte navy, but that’s asking too much for a team with its helmet up its ass. Perhaps matte doo-doo brown would be a more fitting color…

1. The human body is an amazing thing to me. Such Complex Simplicity…

2. Things like how the body swells to protect injured areas; how blood clots when a leak is detected; how the body temperature raises to fight off germs; how the mind works in tandem with the senses and ties memories to sights, sounds, smells, touches & tastes; how the body can get aroused by the mere thought of another person…

3. Even more amazing is the fact that as much as we have advanced as people over the past 6,000 or so years, we still have a long way to go because we really haven’t evolved at all…

4. With using only about 12% of our brain capacity, we have managed many great feats. Data that used to require an entire building floor to store itself can now be kept on something the size of a pinkie fingernail, and that’s just ONE thing. Imagine what we could accomplish by increasing our brain access by 1%...

5. How do the pain meds know where to go when you’re having multiple pains?

6. Al Roker has nothing to be ashamed of with his Ryan Lochte comments. The only people at “Today” that are embarrassed probably feel that way because the “All-American Boy” got read by a black dude on national TV. Lochte is a national embarrassment, period…

7. I still laugh out loud when Christians say they don’t believe climate change exists because they see no evidence, but they except religion and everything in the Bible without a whiff of proof of ANY of it…

1. I thought I was a basketball fan, but I only managed to see 3 Olympic basketball games; 1 women’s game and 2 men’s games. Well, 2.5 if you count today where I fell asleep on the men’s gold medal game…

2. Let’s be real for a minute. If ‪#‎DonTheCon‬ wasn’t running for public office, do you REALLY think he would have gone to Louisiana to help toss around care packages?

3. Seeing #DonTheCon land in Louisiana Friday morning on television made me think of “Batman Returns” with Dumb Donald as the Penguin character…

4. Like Penguin, #DonTheCon went to Louisiana to survey the damage done by his cohorts. The difference is instead of circus freaks committing petty crimes and assaults, Tramp’s cronies are greedy megalomaniacs like Max Shrek (Christopher Walken’s character) that are destroying the planet and then denying that any problem even exists…

5. Actually, #DonTheCon was exactly like the Max Shrek character before he decided to run for president; the power behind the throne…

6. People are now trying to compare Obama to Bush 43 under similar circumstances. The difference here is simple: Bush’s FEMA was neutered where Obama has had the government working on a solution. Also, no Louisianan was abandoned and left to fend for themselves in the aftermath. Lastly, the levees did not break this time…

1. ‪#‎DonTheCon‬ and his first ever general election TV ad came out this weekend and, naturally, it contains information derived from OLD WHITE SUPREMACISTS in the form of the Center for Immigration Reform. Why do my white friends wonder why I say the Repugnant Party is chock full of racists & bigots? Shoot, Conservatism itself is full of racism & bigotry, which is why I am always shocked when minorities support it…

2. My mind always seems to turn to “Fool! These are the people that would just as soon kick your (enter minority race here) ass out of America because you are not white!”

3. While I’m on that note, might I remind you the man that has said he will kick Mexicans & Muslims out of America now preaches that he will be fair to all races & religions if elected President. Talk about a pivot...

4. Ryan Lochte wanted to be out from under the shadow of Michael Phelps, but I am 100% certain this was NOT the way he wanted to do it…

5. Roger Goodell is becoming so toxic that the NFL will need a Haz-Mat team to clean up his mess…

6. Equally shocking is the NFLPA being stuck with him doing this crap. We live in America; they work in America; you mean to tell me they cannot renegotiate their current CBA to eliminate the totalitarianism of the commissioner right now?

1. Is there a black person in America with even the tiniest bit of common sense that believes a word ‪#‎DonTheCon‬ said in his speeches recently about black people?

2. I find it embarrassing that he was making comments meant for black people… while standing in a room full of Wisconsin white people…

3. The suburban city he was in was about 96% white. I feel that is totally disrespectful to us…

4. Yo, Dumb Donald- if you wish to speak to US, you need to bring your lyin’ ass TO US and talk to us FACE-TO-FACE…

5. You could tell he didn’t write a single word of that speech. How? Never once did he refer to us as “The Blacks”, instead using the PC term African-Americans at every turn…

6. Shiiiiiiit, I bet he and Giuliani use the word ni@@a more than ni@@as do…

1. Here is an important thought that shows there is no such thing as coincidence: The Repugnant Party is doing everything they can to cut education access for Americans. Seems as though they WANT more Americans to be uneducated, dependent and stupid. Ironically, these are the type of people that are forming the voting base for their current candidate; ‪#‎DonTheCon‬

2. In years past, it was usually the ignorant things that candidates said behind closed doors, or in private conversations (or, in Mitt RMoney’s case, when he didn’t know he was being recorded) that lost them voters and, ultimately, elections. Times have really changed, because #DonTheCon is saying his dumbest shit at televised rallies for all the world to see, and he says it to the raucous cheers of a ravenous, racist, ill-informed, uneducated crowd… It reminds me of the line from the ‘Star Wars’ prequels where Senator Palpatine told their universe that he was turning their democracy into an empire and Senator Amidala says, “So this is how liberty dies… To thunderous applause.”

3. People aren’t taking this situation serious enough; this is the run for the most important job in the world and people are looking at this as if it’s a reality show competition… Nobody has taken a moment to analyze the WAY this imbecile speaks; he yells at his audience; he makes strange gestures with his hands while he talks; he insults people constantly, and; he disrespects the office for which he is running. Electing #DonTheCon - even choosing to vote for him, for that matter - is saying that it’s okay for America to be represented throughout the universe by this TYPE of person…

4. Yeah, these broadcasts are floating in space, too, and somewhere extra-terrestrial beings are doing a face-palm at our ignorance…

5. Do we REALLY want to choose an angry, screaming, demeaning, narcissistic, rude, thin-skinned man to lead us? Alrighty then…

6. I can see it in my mind already; some foreign leader makes a comment about #DonTheCon to which he takes offense and the President of the United States takes to twitter and holds a press conference in the Rose Garden at the White House to hurl personal insults at that leader. It will turn into Def Comedy Jam. You never see Al Franken cracking jokes on the Senate floor and he’s a REAL comedian…

1. Well, another myth busted. Obviously, we DON’T “lack buoyancy” and can swim like any other human being…

2. Now, if we could just dispel the myth that all black people are hoodlums and thugs so white people can stop living fear and feel they have to shoot at the mere sight of a black person the world would be a better place…

3. I am truly drained- mentally and physically- from trying to explain how and why black lives SHOULD matter AS MUCH AS EVERY OTHER LIFE ON EARTH. I’m also too through talking about Donald fucking Trump. If you’re a supporter of ‪#‎DonTheCon‬, do me a favor and keep that shit to yourself…

4. Equally tiring is seeing yet another black man found innocent of a crime that he did not commit after spending 20-30 years in prison, most times on death row. The justice system really needs to work harder to expedite these investigations and DNA testing to prove the innocence of wrongfully-incarcerated people and release them IMMEDIATELY after their innocence is determined… With a healthy cash settlement- and a free college education- as repayment for the years taken away from them…

5. I truly wish I didn’t have to see another post about an unarmed black man getting shot and killed by some white neighborhood watch asshole or a police officer…

6. Queen of Hip-Hop Soul? They SHOULD have called Mary J. Blige “Queen of the Remake.” Her early career was chock full of other people’s hits and, unfortunately, she NEVER took a song and made it her own like Luther Vandross did through his entire career…

7. I believe Stevie Wonder put ‘Creepin’ on the shelf after Luther recorded it…