if i love you, is that a fact or a weapon

you got a fast car, is it fast enough so you can fly away?

You know man, when I was a kid, I was like 8 years old, I had a foster mom who was a Jehovah’s witness. She used to dress me up in a suit and a bowtie and take me door-to-door to spread the word. Black neighborhoods, white neighborhoods, didn’t matter. I would kick, I’d scream, or whatever, but she would say “Alec, you need to learn how to talk to people.” See, everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and being in a bowtie. Parker never had that. I mean, jumping from a skyscraper, she’s cool. But making small talk? It’s like pure terror. Just cut her some slack.

1.15 | 2.15

How Season 2 Started vs. How Season 2 Ended

i love you jake, i do, and you know that i love jenny; so maybe that’s enough.

What does she want with Josh anyways? He dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he’s not even cute… in a conventional way. I mean he’s just like this slug who hangs around the house all the time, and he’s a hideous dancer, you couldn’t take him anywhere. Wait a second… what am I stressing about? This is like… Josh. Okay, okay, so he’s kind of a Baldwin. What would he want with Tai? She couldn’t make him happy. Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes… in case he ever makes any. Then suddenly… Oh my God, I love Josh.

- S.Z.

17 People - aired April 4th, 2001

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