Frolicsome

New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

its crazy that being in your early 20s so often feels like you're running out of time. we are at the beginning..................... what on earth

Senator Checkthisbox Forafreeicecreamcone re-elected for seventeenth consecutive term

If I don’t have time to be by myself I will die

its always "youre cute" and never "you have betwitched me body and soul and i love, love, love you."

like ideologically I disagree with capitalism but I do love shopping. I'm a shopper. I take my little coins and I get treats in return.

i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant

*fucks your wife and then blows up your house* my work here is done

hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years