BETH JUMPS BEST JUMPS

Thanks, babe 😘

I KNOW I almost didn’t come back because there was no me here but it’s my duty tbh.

Burger on hotdog bun.

Discuss.

NO WAIT.

Alex drops off another small winter survival kit: hot cocoa, hand warmers, foot warmers, fluffy mittens, chapstick, and a pocket-sized calendar of flowers.

Beth,

Hope you’re staying warm!! I’m sure the botanical gardens will be open again before you know it. Merry Christmas!

Love,

Alex

Noemi's gift to Beth is a small plastic bullfrog on a platform. Pushing the button in front of the frog makes it bob up and down while singing 'Joy to the World' (the Three Dog Night song, not the Christmas song).

Also included is a bag of gummy frogs.

Beth sends Noemi a brief video of her dancing with the frog and lipsyncing along with “JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG” and throwing her arms around in rhythm to the music. Later that day she sends a photo of a half empty bag of gummies, with the caption “I hope these were just regular gummies”.

From Pepper, Beth gets four carefully selected decorative frogs. Carefully selected to be as strange looking as possible, that is. One, for example, is a green wooden egg with dangly feet. They look like the weird tchotchkes one finds at Goodwill.

These are hideous and Beth cherishes them with all her heart. She sends Pepper individual photos she’s taken of each of them, with corresponding emojis and captions like “WTF 😆” and “🤣🤣🤣“.

Beth sends Amin a 6 second video of her using the wooden croaking frog that he gave her. There’s a bunch of sparkly filters over it and some subtitles that read “DID YOU MAKE THIS 😱 😱 😱 THIS RULES”

If he listens veerrrry closely, he can hear that she’s playing it along to the rhythm of a very faint ‘3am’, which doubles as a very ominous way for her to reveal that she knows.

Logan and Skipper bake Beth an assortment of frog-themed desserts: frog sugar cookies, frog-shaped breads, and chocolate logs with frog gummies perched on them. Included is a warm frog sweater complete with a cute clip-on hood. Hidden inside is a small piece of paper with a lovely and hyper-detailed drawing on it: a very buff, sexy man-frog winking lasciviously at the viewer.

Beth throws that hoodie on and takes a few selfies of her wearing it and sends them to the boys: first posing with little peace-signs, then holding one of the frog cookies with its head bitten off and her cheeks clearly full. Even though she saw the (amazing) illustration before she even put it on, the next picture looks like she’s finding it as she’s pulling the hood up, and one more of her holding the drawing and SCREAMING.

(In delight).

Wrapped in: Lilypad themed paper.

For Beth, this beret.

Still waiting on that signature. 

Beth IMMEDIATELY puts the beret on, snaps a bunch of “sexy face” selfies, slaps some stickers on it with one of her many photo decorating apps, and sends them Charlie’s way.