what a time to be queer

Being so completely fucking uneducated on geography and history and just in general being a complete bafoon while watching ofmd is so embarrassing to me but also funny. Two seasons and I still couldn’t tell a single part of a ship and what it’s called. Are they on the ocean? On the sea? On a public community pool? Fuck do I nose. I’m here for the vibes.

They're playing in David Jenkins kiddie pool, obviously

“I’m just doing it for the lolz” has gotta be one of my favorite 18th century phrases

hell yeah

i really hope izzy knew the crew of the revenge were his family too.

imagine trying to make a complaint at ed and stede’s inn. like ‘oh you have a problem with the grumpy looking leather-clad co-owner who always has fish on the menu? yeah his innocent looking fop husband is actually insane and will kick you out if you so much as look at ed wrong so sit down and eat the damn fish’

#ed: 🥺 they sent back the fish#stede: hi all weve had a policy change checkouts are now right this fucking second chop chop (via @blakbonnet)

stede would set pop pop on fire

stede gets a higher body count in the food service and hospitality industry than from actual piracy

Me when the pirate romcom has classic romcom moments: CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DID THAT?? DID YOU SEE IT??? WHAT IS HAPPENING I CANNOT BELIE-