Endless Screaming

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

Heritage post

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic

in the club wondering if people can tell i’m traumatized by the way i carry my body

saying "[X] numero uno" about things that should Not be celebrated is one of my favourite behaviours it's kind of a problem

being younger than everyone else on this site is so funny because someone will be like "anyone remember the glinky glork" and i look up the glinky glork and it happened when i was 2

"where were you at dashcon" i was learning my abcs 👶

oh no im wearing a skirt and i stepped over this vent in the sidewalk thats blowing air and my skirt billowed out and lifted me up into the air and i glided over the city and everyone saw my hoo hoo

james marsters deliberately playing spike in a more sympathetic way to avoid his character being killed off after season 2 so he could keep his job is so funny. guy was literally scheming his way into job security by turning a throwaway villain into emo boy audience bait and it WORKED. gotta say i respect the grind

Suck off the hand that fingers you or how ever that saying goes.

this isn't rap beef to be clear. tupac/biggie was high stakes beef. this is a man on a holy mission to make aubrey graham kill himself