So glad to be a human being, wash my body and consume nutrients every day, I hope there is no hidden pain or fear involved lol

you’re just jealous cause i have the antidote and you don’t

oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do

YA contemporary be like a quirky girl named ari (short for arithmetic) and her boyfriend peter (short for jupiter) have to help save their best friend abby (short for cabbage). They never swear but there will be one (1) HEAVILY implied sex scene and a single background character named Perso Nofcolor. It will sell 12 million copies.

2020 was like “i know a place” ... and took us to hell

and that’s just how the kinnie crumbles

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy