Fritz S. the Octoling

so many interviews and yet i can’t get a new job anywhere… this is why i’m stuck at grizzco forever

i actually hate the grizzco blaster so much. they give us the specialized weapons to make work more efficient and hotwired the thing to make it fire like crazier yet it feels way weaker. why does it take longer to kill a salmonoid than the normal blaster??:??

finals were absolutely beating my ass but now that that’s over i can finally get back to what really matters: losing at tower control in the stupidest, most painful ways possible on the worst maps in the splatlands (this is why inkopolis is better)

i think cassie is sick of me trying to explain the five nights at freshie’s lore to her because when i was talking about all the terrible golden freshie theories there are, she kept glancing at her dynamo roller like she was gonna bash me over the head with it

grizzco higher ups being doing everything in their power to make the worst weapon load outs possible. “just dont take a shift til the next load out is released” some of us have rent to pay?????