Frigga13

I need to sleep please spain please I beg you just score. Anyone literally anyone

i’m so tired, i have to get up for work in under 8 hours, it’s bullshit that a world cup final has gone to extra time for a score of 0-0

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

You know, at literally no point in my life have I ever thought to myself "damn, I wish the ribbon cables inside this device were thinner and more fragile" and yet, inexplicably, what keeps happening?

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

Go away, he’s working.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

someone come date me rn

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable