Factman

"Golly... it's been a long time, hasn't it? Sorry I disappeared the way I did. Things happen, and... y'know, occasionally, li'l routines like these get lost in the shuffle." "But for everyone's information- no, I'm not dead!" "Yet." "I'll be getting back in the groove of answering questions again soon! Even for a li'l guy like me, there's some work that's gotta be done! Things that need to be... dealt with." "Anyway! See ya soon, old pals!"

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

I love eating erotic food

I love how Rocky is incredibly well aware that saying "where my bedroom" doesn't make any sense (he's got a whole plan for making a sleeping area already and knows the Hail Mary doesn't have bedrooms) and therefore literally the only purpose of saying that was to mess with Grace. He's such a little shit I love him so much