send one for my muse's reaction;
"What are you doing here?"
"I canβt wait for you."
"Why didnβt you wait for me?"
"Arenβt sunrises a little cliche?"
"As long as it doesnβt require me pants, Iβm in."
"Itβs your time to shine."
"And weβre sure thatβs not illegal?"
"Wait, since when are you gay?"
"What the hell did I miss?"
"I was gone for for five minutes!"
"She/heβs been my bed for the last twenty four hours, and I canβt remember their name. Think it would be rude to ask for it again?"
"I donβt see anything wrong with a shotgun Vegas wedding."
"If you donβt shut up, I will personally stab you in the eye with a spork."
"Is that really your version of an apology?"
"I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life."
"Now thatβs just stupid."
"Iβm prepared, I think."
"We finally got it right."
"I choose you. No one else. You."
"I gave up a long time ago."
"In what world was that okay?"
"This is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics."
"Kinda wanna have sex, but also kinda wanna eat pizza."
"We could always just run away."
"Iβm dying. Howβs that for a dinner conversation starter?"
"Please stop asking me out."
"Love is a fairytale told to children."
"That may have been my fault."
"Is this your first date?"
"Youβre the biggest wimp."
"Are you trying to hold my hand?"
"Thereβs no way that Iβll say no."
"I donβt want to get up."
"Why donβt you love me?"
"I donβt want to live in a world without you."
"Thereβs a fire inside of you."
"I donβt think I can do this anymore."
"Oh good. Just what I needed to hear."
"Itβs just for the night!"
"I didnβt steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time."
"We could go backpacking?"
"What do you mean you want to go home?"
"I bought you a ring even."
"What are you doing home so late?"
"Sorry Iβm not what you expected."
"Did you just laugh at me?"
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