Freudian Slip 'N Slide

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

go white boy! get stupid!

lost in the sauce

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man