Twit

My name’s Twit, kindly given to me by the people I steal from in my home town. I bet you’re wondering how I don’t get caught. I seem pretty identifiable right? Wrong. Keep it on the down-low but I MIGHT be a Zorua Pokéhybrid. To be honest I’m not sure what the other half is. Doesn’t feel super human but whatever.

I don’t keep my own mons cause it kinda feels too adjacent to slavery for me, if you see me come say hi but I’m never in one place for too long so be warned.

@watchful-victor shouldn't be allowed to show his face in public, this call-out document tells you why. Cancel culture sucks except for when I do it right now.

(OOC note: The following content is entirely based in fiction and any out of character harassment of this blog or any involved will NOT be tolerated. Any potential trigger warnings are listed on the document itself.)

I know it wasn’t the peak of luxury, or at least not how most people would describe it, but it made me feel so safe.

It wasn’t perfect but it was mine.

I miss my comfort pile, the nice ambient fairy lighting, the jolt tunnels, my fridges, the drawing board, my collections, and all the critters that visited me all the time.

I think houses are overrated. Sure, it’s nice to have somewhere you can stay, ensured you’ll always have a roof over your head, but it’s not actually yours.

My cave has All those things, plus it’s mine!

Or had, I guess. I don’t really know what happened to it once I moved out.

In retrospect I wish I never did.

Bedrooms are nice, but they’re no cave.

and I mean comparatively to the pearlescent canyon, cave wins ten to none. No collars or cages, no enslavement, no watching wilds get hurt for simply being less than what the bigs want.

.. maybe ten to one actually.

Caves don’t have siblings, not like how the canyon did. I wish cave had siblings.

I miss them

But maybe it’s better off they’re not around here with this drama. Snakewood can’t hurt them if theyre still with the canyon.

I hate what you tried to do.

I hate that I trusted you.

I hate that you never quit and I know you won’t start now.

I hate that you used me.

I hate that you made me think it was okay for you to hurt me.

I hate that you skewed my perception of what friendship looks like.

I hate that you destroyed my perception of my own worth.

I hate you for what you did, what you do, who you are, and what you think you can get away with.

ANYWAY. Who wants to hear about how life’s been going for me so far?

1. I ate a bike

2. Apparently I sleep shapeshift

3. I’ve been having really weird dreams

4. Victoria was mean to me but Professor saved me from her

5. I figured out how to get out of my room when the door is locked

6. I have a shock collar now so I don’t get kidnapped

7. French lady brought me meringues and they were good

Professor Snakewood won’t reply to any of my messages, I can’t find him anywhere around the lab. Nights are louder than usual? I don’t know if maybe it’s because I’m left alone with my thoughts or if actual sound is being amplified in his absence.

That video was so clearly- AI generated. It’s a test! Snakewood is testing me! He does that a lot.

No one gets it.

I just wish I knew how to pass.

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