let's get this bread

dodging the fujoshi allegations by transitioning into a gay man

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before

You guys would tell me if the bell was tolling for me, right?

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

i wanna do brofist when you are around

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

getting reblogged by a user with a huge following is so embarassing like,, your blog is so much b-bigger than mine... uwahh o///o so m-many notes! you didnt even use any t-tags...! My tiny little blog can't take it...! >///< o-oh waow...

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier