i'm not 'horny'

Gorgeous 😍

Oh my gosh!!!! Slayyyyy

PROTECT FEMALE BRASS PLAYERS OK THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC CREATURES WHO HAVE TO TAKE A LOT OF SHIT FROM PEOPLE TELLING THEM THAT THEY CAN’T BE GREAT JUST BECAUSE OF THEIR GENDER

Yeah music is hard get over it. We don’t need protection we need to stop being a bunch of weenies.

oh wow sorry miss i didn’t realize you were the authority on brass players! I guess i really should be offering you protection from that horrible eyeliner in your picture instead

I just asked my mom if she would say this and she said: what and lie to you???

One time I said to my mom after a particularly hard lesson: “I’ve given up trying to have good intonation” and she said “wait you’ve been trying?”

WOW THIS IS REALLY COOL

let’s bring this back

Band director: okay from 37 lets have the flutes, clarinets, and *says first name of oboe player*

i really want to date someone with whom i can spend a whole night indoors just listening to new classical music that we don’t yet know

baritone saxophones are basically “what if saxs were bigger”