why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

deadbeat group chat member

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not