Ten french words that would piss English people off
pain: bread
main: hand
habit: outfit
coin: corner
or: gold
pet: fart
pie: magpie
rape: grater
god: dildo
bite: dick
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Ten french words that would piss English people off
pain: bread
main: hand
habit: outfit
coin: corner
or: gold
pet: fart
pie: magpie
rape: grater
god: dildo
bite: dick

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To celebrate Speak Your Own Language day, a (very shortened) list of Potterwords and their French translation.
Comment voulez-vous gouverner un pays qui a deux cent quarante-six variétés de fromage?
Charles de Gaulle (via french-problems)
✘ All’s fair in love and war.
French Regions. Inspired by [x]
Even if it's "Picardie" and not "Picardi" that's great and I love it!

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Hugo Tout Seul - La Rentrée
J’expérimente, j’ai coupé un peu le texte pour que tumblr accepte les gifs ( capricieux l’enfant ), tout ça, mais j’apprends… et c’est pas trop mauvais, right ? x)
french school bag through the years
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x kickass French movies ( in no particular order ) - Les Visiteurs ( 1993 )
" Messire, messire, un sarrasin dans une charriote du diable ! c’est tout ferré y’a point d’bœuf pour tirer ! “
Et puisque je fouille dans les vidéos des Vlogbrothers ( adieu sommeil ) j’ai retrouvé ça et je partage, woop woop -
Crash Course, The French Revolution

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✘ Cross my heart and hope to die.
x kickass French movies ( in no particular order ) - Le Premier Jour du Reste de ta Vie ( 2008 )
" Plaisantez pas avec ça, c’est important vous savez, une famille. Vous regarder grandir tous les trois c’est le plus beau spectacle auquel j’ai assisté dans toute ma vie. Avoir des enfants, c’est une chance merveilleuse.… "
x kickass French movies ( in no particular order ) - Nos Jours Heureux ( 2006 )
" Bien, je vais essayer d’être clair : je dirige ce séjour comme j’en ai envie. Pour information, j’ai passé l’après-midi aux urgences avec Charlotte parce que Nadine tu te la joue médecine douce avec Pichavan, je dors 2h par nuit, j’essaye de récupérer vos conneries comme je peux, alors comment être précis…euh…j’vous emmerde ! Voilà , je vous emmerde tous, et plus particulièrement toi Daniel, je t’emmerde ! Et j’ai aucune leçon à recevoir d’un blaireau qui a un sens des responsabilités comparable à celui d’une mouette… "
You can go fuck yourself, thanks.

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French language purism is so much funnier (and perhaps even ~ironic~) when you consider it's probably the Romance language with the strongest non-Romance influences
Honestly, Beyonce isn’t a French name at all.