Here and happy to disappoint you

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

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This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

God forbid Chippy do anything

You absolutely must unmute this video.

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

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