Burn the Anarchy

it’s not you it’s your eyebrows

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

who wants to ᵘʰ ᵐᵃᵏᵉᵒᵘᵗ

4 surprised me

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die

this man does the math and delivers your change

shout out to men who aren’t “quiet kids”. men with loud voices. men with loud laughs. men who move around a lot. men who always seem to be talking. men who constantly crack jokes. i love y’all SO much