Whats Normal Anyway?

Say that I did…what would it take to settle this feud?

Wear a sign around school that says “Fred is awesome”.

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Thanks?

Vic said she’s cut all my hair off if I told anyone before the article came out - I had no choice, man.

Its cool, you don’t have to apologize.

Maybe Ryder’s got a dark side and he’s just using an “alter ego” to make him seem all innocent.  Thought those Hufflepuffs were supposed to be trustworthy?  Steve did you say?  I don’t even know who that is.

You think that could be true? like he’s a sociopath or something? Maybe we should stage an intervention. I have no idea who Steve is either.

You’re always welcome to use the fort in our common room!

Thanks, Lils.

That would be perfect.  He could still be Ryder and I wouldn’t want to tie him down during class.  Clone Ryder killed a dude?  SERIOUSLY?  HA!  Ryder’s got an evil twin.  That’s so great.  Hufflepuffs are so crazy.

Exactly. And yes, thats what I heard anyway. I’m not sure how true it is though.

What a babe magnet.

I sense sarcasm.

I would like to announce,

What did you dream about? For me it usually depends on what I eat late at night before bed.

In case you’re wondering why a student at the top of his Hogwarts class would willingly become Loki’s errand boy and spend all of his time grading papers when he could have become a cursebreaker at Gringott’s…so am I.

I always thought it was because you were kind of sweet on Loki. Any of us could have told how dumb that decision would have been.

In a little over two months

Well, that's definitely news. Nobody in this family ever tells me anything.

…wellllll…if he were calm and mellow I suppose he wouldn’t really be Ryder anymore then.  But, I’d feel a lot less likely to smack him…so I’m not sure which is better.  Don’t remind me of the clone thing.  One of him is too many.  A second, super creep version is horrid.  Imagine if clone Ryder had the energy of like the Joker.  Man, we’d all be in trouble.

Maybe if he could find a good medium between the hyperness and calmness. I have a feeling the clone thing already has the personality of the Joker, I heard he killed someone named Steve.

Call it a special skill. Maybe I’ll be the Human Migraine or something; do you think that’s a power they could teach me to expand on in powers class?

Maybe? I’m just not sure why you would want that though.

Are going to go tell a 1st year that Santa doesn’t exist, too?

..... Santa doesn’t exist?