livin it up in bedrock !!

they sold these to children

this is the great gazoo trying to steal my pizza hut points card because he can't be bothered to pay for shit. he's nothing but a damn leech

she dont expect a damn thing

this is like those jars of alcohol that have snakes in them. but its a jar of hair and molds peddled as shit i approved of. yeah right.

here's my Media Criticism. this damn dinosaur could walk and eat the grass himself. but no. i have to push the damn thing. i have to do everything my damn self. barney is laughing at me.

why are you even asking the same day i got a slab letter about this shit it was already getting cancelled. i never got a chance. never do.

i parked my caveman car in a so-called "fire lane" and they hauled that shit away straight to the stone smasher. left me just with this cardboard shite.

maybe one day i'll be fully erased and then i won't have to put up with bullshit anymore

i got a dislocated jaw because a raging dinosaur slammed into me at work but they still made me come in to take a photo

if i buy a couple of these and put them outside my house maybe i can convince people my place is haunted and cursed and shit and then i'll stop getting door to door salesmen

little gnomes staring up at me as i'm eating my rock dinner begging for food like a pathetic dog. they literally do this every night even though i ALWAYS leave them bowls of gravel.

dressed up as the famous "Coopa" character from some piece of shit series that won't be invented for another 3 thousand and fifty million years

hey! yeah! think you're hot shit? think you're tough? well maybe you are! don't hit me bro!w

this might be the worst one yet i'm not even going to lie

okay first of all i don't wear red pelt. really clashes with my eyes. second of all i got my hideous screw tooth head growth removed years ago.