Freddy's World

aw c'mon Freddy, i aint never been trouble a day in my life

You’re gonna make me go gray, Rocky, I swear🫩

and im doin my job keepin ya young, live a little man

Also not even close, if anything you make me age ten years with every shenanigan of yours. I'm the only thing keeping you alive at this rate.

hey! at least it isnt rabies this time! i still stand by what i said when we were twelve, that raccoon was fucking asking for it

Oh my God, I almost forgot about that raccoon! I seriously thought you were gonna die that day, you know.. I was bawling like a baby. And no, Rocky, no it wasn't. You just grabbed it and yanked it out of the trash can. What the hell were you expecting it to do??

and hey now im immune to rabies right? i bet i could beat another raccoon in a fight

AND NO?? YOU ABSOLUTELY ARE NOT?? Please do not fight any more rabid raccoons, you worry me enough as is..

aw c'mon Freddy, i aint never been trouble a day in my life

You’re gonna make me go gray, Rocky, I swear🫩

and im doin my job keepin ya young, live a little man

Also not even close, if anything you make me age ten years with every shenanigan of yours. I'm the only thing keeping you alive at this rate.

hey! at least it isnt rabies this time! i still stand by what i said when we were twelve, that raccoon was fucking asking for it

Oh my God, I almost forgot about that raccoon! I seriously thought you were gonna die that day, you know.. I was bawling like a baby. And no, Rocky, no it wasn't. You just grabbed it and yanked it out of the trash can. What the hell were you expecting it to do??

aw c'mon Freddy, i aint never been trouble a day in my life

You’re gonna make me go gray, Rocky, I swear🫩

and im doin my job keepin ya young, live a little man

Also not even close, if anything you make me age ten years with every shenanigan of yours. I'm the only thing keeping you alive at this rate.

aw c'mon Freddy, i aint never been trouble a day in my life

You’re gonna make me go gray, Rocky, I swear🫩

Hm.. I know you like Sinatra (who wouldn’t?), so maybe check out Dean Martin if you haven’t already? He’s pretty good. And if you ever want to branch out from jazz, Elvis is pretty good (though I’m not as into his music as Rosie and her buddies are) and Danny’s been forcing both of us to listen to the Beatles, and honestly? They’re kind of good.

and you mentioned a little while before that you like nancy sinatra, too, right? i like her.

hi, freddy! how are you? :)