Welcome to my trainwreck, baby

space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky

All churches should be homeless shelters at night

Good thing the government is here to keep us safe from giving people shelter

this is the cutest post i have ever read…

Nooo I’ve actually shared this theory before. Like my Dad is really lucky finding parking spaces. And I’ve never cracked my phone even though I drop it on the time and have an average case. Like what if everybody gets one trivial part of their life that they’re illogically lucky at?

Be a good friend. When your friend leaves an abusive relationship, delete/unfollow/unfriend their abuser. Don’t give them anymore activity. When they leave, leave with them. Be their support system. You cannot be neutral when someone was abused. 

It’s not stupid. I promise. It’s not stupid to turn into your 5 year old self and get happy beyond measure for the little things. It’s not stupid to be proud of yourself for completing a load of laundry and washing the dishes. You aren’t lame for patting yourself on the back when you chose a salad over a burger. You’re taking care of yourself and each victory - no matter how small - is worth celebrating. 

self care is playing video games on easy and not getting embarrassed because you just want to have fun

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that but it’s absolutely true to my experience also shoutout to lemony snicket for filling an entire page of a book with just the word “ever”

Reblog if you would welcome dwayne the rock johnsson into your home

Dwayne knows he can stop by any time, Dwayne knows he’s always welcome