Kawaii Desu Motherfucker

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

who needs friends when you have fast wifi

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

when a southern person betrays u: betray’all

i hate this post

can we start a petition to ban perez hilton from existing 

darkness, once gazed upon, can never be lost.

Accurate.

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

pitch perfect 2 looks great