Gonna Marry Your Husbando!

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Oh well none of my business

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.