regretlocked

"Well, it’d make you more pleasant."

"I don't need to be more pleasant."

Honestly, he half-expected to be lectured by the white-haired male with how he looked to the food. But with the sudden shift of expressions, Raphael was kind of caught of guard and managed to smile ever-so slightly at Chris. Really, this guy was almost like a child. "Sure, go ahead." He said, pushing the plate towards the other. 

"You know what Raph, you need to get laid."

"I don't need to do anything." 

Wanna bet?

...--Not really, no. 

"Liar."

"Whatever."

then put food away

"There's no point. I won't eat it anyway." 

I could always use a little firepower~

--You wouldn't dare.

then why poke?

"Because I'm not hungry."

"I remember when you were a fat ass."

"I remember when I didn't know you."

won't do anything if you poke it

Ah, here's a face he hasn't seen in a while. "I realize that, Chris." 

I’ll drag you if I have to!

--Are you even capable of doing that anymore? I'm not so small anymore, Ira.