I’m not mysterious and quiet I’m just iron deficient

lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

U mistake me for a bitch when I’m actually the other b word……………..brain dead

man some dudes really act like going through one break up is a traumatic enough event to mistreat everyone in their lives for years… get over it fucker!!

an ex of mine insisted he couldn’t go to grocery store with me because he used to do that with his ex-girlfriend

What now

I’m a simple woman I think “this is likely going to happen and it’ll upset me” and then the thing happens and it upsets me

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

i have exactly 6 braincells and each one is in a different colour of the rainbow pride flag

Some of yall really have no empathy and yall think its funny and cute to be mean and its really ugly and disgusting and i deadass hope someone beats your ass

Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

I hate that the only way to find new music is to listen to new music………………………….. who made this system

wait what? pretty much everything works this way…