how did you get in this condition?

this is dee’s punishment for sending this at all. @princexgabriel 

“i do not know, you are covering security for everyone now — what if someone else wants to hire you for themselves?” she nearly hadn’t shared the news with frank upon hearing of his promotion, abandonment made her wary. layla couldn’t imagine what her parents’ reactions would be, but she couldn’t get her hopes up with them. “i have not told him… .” and now she began to worry. “do you think he will be mad because i did not tell him sooner?”

“you need to be around so they can learn all your sayings. i have a decade’s worth in my notebook, but they way you say them is much better.” layla trusted frank more than her own parents, which wasn’t too difficult of an accomplishment, but she couldn’t recall if the ‘private’ part of her announcement was actually stated. “i was just double checking, we have not told our families yet… i am not sure when we will. do you think my parents will be happy?”

“I’ll admit, I’m rather terrified. Being a father seems much too big a job for me. Surely being sultan will be easier.” He nodded, “I am very happy. Deliriously in fact. I’m glad she told you.” 

@frankwillicms​

“is it too early to look at tiny cowboy hats?” layla sat at the counter, scrolling through her phone. frank being a part of her child’s life was inevitable and one reason he was given the news early on. “you have not told anyone, right?”

“I can’t say I’m surprised,” Rhiannon commented. “We’ve all been together long enough that people have probably started to feel like there isn’t any kind of real threat from the inside,” she shrugged her shoulders. “I know it’s stupid of me, but I’ve left my door open one too many times, especially after a night out.” 

{ SR }

“ah, yes. vegas. that was… certainly an experience.” he didn’t think he’d ever quite get over sutton climbing into a fountain. it wasn’t exactly future first lady behavior, but he couldn’t go around announcing that, so he kept his answer vague and kept his smile bright. “yeah, that’s the one. i don’t know her name.” he knew of the older two, the queen and the prince, but the younger two were beyond him. “anyway - how’s your night going? i heard about the promotion, that’s big.”

“ oh yes, congratulations – layla mentioned you’re head of security now? i hope this means fewer violent attempts on the program. ” damini offered the ex-senator, while offering a nod towards the other american. “ i should probably offer you a belated congratulations as well mr. vice-president elect. are you excited to be moving into the white house? ” she spares a glance towards the other attendees before her lips pull into a smug smile. “ and congratulations to me for having a more discerning eye than either of you – the zimbabwen prince was sharing pills. i don’t know what they were for, but i suspect it won’t end well. ”

{ @frankwillicms​ / @rockefcller​ }

“My money’s on a series of embarrassments. A ten-car pileup of royal messes,” Violette observed. “The question might be more who won’t embarrass themselves than whole will,”

“well, look what the cat dragged in!” he did not know frank williams, but sometimes he liked to pretend he did. sebastian thought he knew every living congressman, even if they hadn’t been congressmen since the 80s. “let’s see… the crown princess of wales,” he began. rhiannon was his friend, but that didn’t mean she wasn’t messy. “the princess of poland, the little one. last i saw she was pounding back shots like no tomorrow. and… he’s not royal -” williams almost certainly was not privy to the wedding information “- but my money’s also on our very own parker whitmore.”

frank williams in emmanuel tobias

@abiwilliams : ANOTHER bolo tie??? how many does he OWN????

@texasnative0928 : okay so i have to say i mostly hate the williams’ after how bad they were in the 80s but it’s nice to have a decent person hanging around vapid royals

@sadbitchlayla : attention: frank williams did not wear a cowboy hat to the function. i have never seen the top of his head before. this is the best day ever. 

@royalstan69 : well this is a hell of a probationary period for a new job, i have to say. what happens if the boat sinks? god, i wonder who’d drown first! 

SATURDAY 26TH OF DECEMBER

it’s a christmas miracle for the williams family! in the wake of a disastrous savoy masquerade gala and reports of near-security breaches in the last few weeks - the organizers of most major international events agreed to a change in security company. williams security solutions, a dallas-based company, won the bid due to their pricing and a glowing recommendation from the royal family of egypt. the contract will begin on new year’s eve - so we’re sure the royals will be up to something! 

we will update this article as more information becomes available. 

⁎  ‘ 𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙺 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙰𝙼𝚂 ’ ; @frankwillicms​

“Excuse me!” Her voice is barely above a whisper at the crack of dawn. “Excuse me, sorry, Mr.–––” There isn’t a name plaque in sight as her eyes glazed over his shirt. “Sir. The terrace is usually open at 6 am on the dot and i have a very important meeting with Dolce and Gabbana’s ambassador. They want to make me their Dolce Darling for next year and that terrace has the best view of the sunrise.” She could blabber on for hours. “I’m selling a dream and the sunrise is my backdrop so if you would be ever so kind to unlock it I’d be forever indebted.” 

“have you seen the security?” he laughed, throwing back the rest of his vodka. dimitar was relieved to see the familiar face of the body guard. “i guess, so.” he nodded, thinking back to the last time he saw frank. “what about you? who you working for now?”