Frank Trump

I saw it because it's on a compilation DVD I have of fat ladies crying.

That horse ate your wig.

Uh, President Jefferson, we got a problem.

How's this for grown up? Last night for dinner, I put milk in my Apple Jacks.

I am sick of that guy's positive energy. We've got to start messing with him.

What the frak? I thought we had a dirtbag alliance!  

I was wandering around upstairs checking out the local cleaning lady talent and I found that son of a bitch's office!

Dude, I'm exhausted. I stayed up all night watching a Designing Women marathon.

lsn't that the guy that bit Suge Knight?

Like I need two copies of ''Over 60 Vixens''.

We're cowabunga.

We're just two straight guys who wanna enjoy each other bodies.

Did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of, died.

It rhymes with Hermit of Mink Hollow?

Yeah, but that guy [Thomas Jefferson] was into black chicks. l'm surprised I'm not a descendant.

I get all my news from the radio on Grand Theft Auto.

I got a lot of irons in the fire.