Frankie Carter

Either or. I don't mind paying people! Should I have been offering to pay people? How much does it cost?

I don't know man, I was just asking if you were looking to pay people. If you're not, I have a pinterest account with thousands of inspiration photos.

The Frosty's machine is broken again? I won't say it's my thirteenth reason but it's definitely like at least the twelfth...

I think this may be my thirteenth reason. This town is chaos and on top of it the FROSTY MACHINE IS BROKEN?????

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Like... professionally? Or just having a good eye for things?

I'm looking to advance the security around my home. I think I would enjoy those little cameras that people have been putting on their doorbells, but I'm interested in some that make it so that I can see every inch of my property at all times.

Ok so I'm not a security professional for cctv BUT I think if its your property then you could say it was an art installation and that you didn't think anyone would step on it. Iron spikes might be a good idea. or an iron door knob. or rock salt, but that might dissolve. And if you have a "welcome" or 'come on in' door mat, get rid of it IMMEDIATELY.

That's probably the cutest thing I've ever seen, besides my own dog. Spring has definitely sprung and if the Tino-bunny is still offering up heads for scratching and accepting treats, I'll be there in a heartbeat.

Wait what's your dog's name??? Pictures? Do you want to have a dog playdate? Tino needs friends. Because I don't trust my sister's menagerie around him

I'm takin' notes. She might just be a late-night truck to start, but... I'm inspired.

Let me know when you open up- I'll probably rack up some frequent flyer miles

How did you get that past the University's no animals in academic buildings policy? I always get yelled at...

I smuggled him in in my tote bag. Don't tell my boss. He's a very good boy who will follow library policy and be quiet.

[user reads this three times. still does not understand it.] I don't think this is what Spring is.

I can assure you, it is. I have multiple degrees that say it is. And one of those is a degree from the school of life that says the frenchie in bunny ears is adorable.

He looks so upset lol the poor guy. I might have to go over there since I didn't get to take his picture.. Sorry about that by the way :/ I wasn't feeling too good the best [...] were you able to set up anything with Mona over at Amity Road though?

What? No, look at him, he looks thrilled. He just has naturally cranky features. See [user attaches another photo of Tino. If possible, he looks more disgruntled than the last shot] I had some things try to kill me come up so I haven't swung over yet. Hope you're feeling better though!! :)

Does anyone know of a store in town that sells shrimp repellent?

Buy a cat? They'll probably like the shrimp. Can cats eat shrimp? [user googles it after giving the suggestion] They can in small quantities. Maybe adopt a ton of cats and then they can all tag team eating the shrimp. Problem solved.

Yeah, goats are loud. Have you never been to a farm?

I've been to a farm before. I've just never heard a goat that screamed at like. Sonic boom volumes.

If you left your [...] pasties in the Wormhole bathroom, please come and collect them. They're star shaped and on the mirror. None of us want to touch them.

Side note, if this was you, please let me know where you got them. They sound cute as hell and I want a pair.

Are you STILL cleaning???

Obviously. It's still spring. It's called spring cleaning.

Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about! It was a stray goat.

Really loud goat... I couldn't hear shit for hours.

Ooh... that's a good idea. Fries with just heaps of ingredients on them. I can get behind that. Really, what do you want besides finger food at 2am? That's prime finger food time. Good idea, thanks!

Right? It's the best time for finger food. Loaded nachos would be good too.