It’s alive!

Wolfgang: Like almost a day, yeah 😔 but like! I can't leave this one alone, she's AIRIEL! She's it! Like Ambrose and Lily are, and they've broken up a million times, it doesn't mean we won't get our own kick ass anniversary bash someday. I just have to figure out how to fix this. But I don't know how long to give her space first?

Wolfgang: Hey dude, remember how I told you that Airiel and I got back together AGAIN? Yeah, scratch that. I swear I'm like cursed or something.

Wolfgang: YESSSS I knew you wouldn't let me down, man. I seriously need a wingman tonight. The last time I tried to go out on my own I went to a sports bar and kind of accidentally ended up watching sports the whole time lol.

The guy ones and I dunno, I'm still figuring that stuff out!

Sinead: It's okay! I didn't even think about the fact that you didn't have nerve endings, poor baby 🥺

Sinead: Caaaaan we start with a foot rub?

Franklin: It's okay! I do have SOME nerve endings and can feel SOME things but I didn't know that jumping out of my window would hurt.

Wolfgang: Something's not right...

Wolfgang: OH, I know what it is, it's the fact that we're not out tonight! Why are we not out getting some rn?

Wendy: OOOH true! I love pizza -- does that count though, since it's also triangles?

Wendy: Does the "waffles and waffles fries" bit mean that you're a waffle guy? Because I'm a pancake girl!

Franklin: I think since you have to make it in circles, it still counts as a circle snack? Maybe?

Wendy: I have a tab of a Google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy. They're so happy looking, you know? I wish all food came in circles!

Wendy: Veggie burgers are also circles! And cookies! Wait, maybe the best foods ALREADY come in circle form! I feel like I'm uncovering some conspiracy!

Sinead: Franklinnnnn, I hurt my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch! You totally failed me, drunk guardian, you failed!

Sinead: Are you planning on making it up to me?

Franklin: I’m sorry, Sinead! I don’t have as many nerves as living people do, so pain doesn’t really get to me much and I forget that people can get hurt like that.