Don't bless me father for I have sinned

Damn, that was supposed to be my kicked puppy face.

Get on with the times and put all of your lists on your phone!

Eh, I'm basically Steve Rogers when it comes to phones and all that stuff.

Is that list in your pocket as well?

Nope, but don't worry, I'll add you to the list first thing when I get home.

I should totally add you to my list of interesting people.

Smart.

What a splendid suggestion, friend. Nothing brings people together like champagne and wine.

Then what are we waiting for? Let's go, I know a really nice bar a few blocks from here.

Mine is Ava. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, new best friend.

The pleasure is mine, bestie. I suggest we drink lots of champagne and wine to celebrate our friendship.

Well I simply must know my new best friend’s name.

Oh, where are my manners? My name's Franklin, and yours is..?

Or maybe just switching back and forth between champagne and wine until both bottles are empty. That would be delightful.

I think we've just become best friends.

I lost my faith in humanity as soon as I was born.

Can't blame you. Humanity is disappointing.

I could go for some nice champagne myself.

Champagne, yes. That'd be great too.

A lot of people, like those who are dyslexic, of people that have no common sense.

Those people are the reason why I've lost faith in humanity.