true as fuck zodiac
aries: literally a soulless robot
taurus: cute ass nerd
gemini: eyeless but cool as shit
cancer: fucking chill
leo: cats everywhere
virgo: killer style, gay as hell
libra: fucking licks everything
scorpio: what a bitch
sagittarius: sweaty minotaur porn
capricorn: creepy as fuck, also high and a juggalo
aquarius: king of everythin
pisces: stop with the shitty fish puns you supporting character


















