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Blue lecturing her boys

why is this literally the funniest tweet

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Henry lit a cigarette. “I prefer to think of it,” he had said, “as redistribution of matter.”

rip leah burke. she died of acute awkwardosis.

Don’t you get it, Henry? I love you. I love you so much, and I know this is all a big joke to you because the world is ending and you don’t think any of this matters, but when it comes to you, it always matters.

the secret history, donna tartt

. . . I was here. I exist. I’m alive, because I bleed.

@hpfemships april event: lightning era ships & luna/ginny

“The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir! His Wheezy!”

Depending on where you began the story, it was about this place: the long stretch of mountain the straddled a particularly potent segment of the ley line. Months before, it had been Cabeswater, populated by dreams, blooming with magic. Now it was merely an ordinary Virginia forest, green thorns and soft sycamores and oaks and pine trees, everything slender form the effort of growing through rock.

“a gambler, a convict, a wayward son, a lost grisha, a suli girl who had become a killer, a boy from the Barrel who had become something worse. (…) what bound them together? greed? desperation? was it just the knowledge that if one or all of them disappeared tonight, no one would come looking?”

“Mornings at 300 Fox Way were fearful, jumbled things. Elbows in sides and lines for the bathroom and people snapping over tea bags placed into cups that already had tea bags in them. There was school for Blue and work for some of the more productive (or less intuitive) aunts. Toast got burned, cereal went soggy, the refrigerator door hung open and expectant for minutes at a time. Keys jingled as car pools were hastily decided.“

they want to  b r e a k  my toy? so what? i’ll buy another one. maybe i’ll buy two. fuck them if they think they can hurt me.