i didnt ask to be born latina

‼️ 💃🏼DIVA DOWN⬇️💃🏼‼️ CUM-VICTED 💦 FELON 🚨DONALD TRUMP 🍊HAS HAD AN ASS🍑 ASS🍑 INATION ATTEMPT 🤔 IN BUTT-LER 🍑 PENISYLVANIA 🍆 MULTIPLE LOADS 💦 WERE SHOT 🔫😏 AT HIS HEAD 😫 BUT THEY DID 🙅🏼‍♀️❌ NOT ❌🙅🏼‍♀️ SLAY 💅🏻💀 SEND THIS TO 5️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR CUNTIEST 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻 CUM-SERVATIVES 🐘❤️IF YOU GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK GRAB ✊🏻HER BY THE PUSSY 🙀 IF YOU GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK YOU DODGED 🏃‍♂️ THE BULLET 🚅 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK YOU’RE NEXT 🫵🏻😧

kamala and joe biden

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

don’t be so modest babygirl

ohoho this things looks interesting i will go and have a look! *sniffsnifsniff* *gets flashbanged*