practical magic*

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in alcoholic captains of doomed arctic expeditions

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological