ROXIE SINCLAIR

"Only if you're taking your music cues from Baz Luhrmann."

I certainly do my best. You are looking top though, love! You should’ve had me dress your guy, too. Honestly, a pink tie? His date’s a redhead, that’s a sin.

A pink tie? Typical. Next he'll be stealing my tampons. Help him next time, will you?

You look fucking spectacular! Who dressed you?

Well ha, ha. Aren't you just a riot. 

Oh, I know a bluff when I see one, Sinclair. I think you’d sooner join me on the couch.

You wanna bet? I think you should hail us a cab. 

You wanna bet?

Watch it, Dayson, or you'll be sleeping on the couch all... by... yourself. 

I wouldn’t dare? Are you sure? You oughta admit to it before I start getting inspired to prove you wrong.

Yeah? And what if I don't? There are people around. You can't exactly bend me over and have your way with me right here. 

You really want me start bringing stuff up, LMSP?

You wouldn't dare. Besides, you're the one who started that...

Oh god, hardly. 

She’s scary, but then again, so are you. I’d say we do okay, she gets my humor,

Or lack thereof. 

You look like you need a drink. C’mon, I’m buyin’.

An apple martini or a cosmo. You can choose.  

Not a fan? 

Not especially. Our personalities clash. The two of you get on well?

I look great in a three piece. I’m going with Lily, she scares most people, maybe she’ll save me from forced interaction.

Lily Price? Yikes, good luck with that.

I can’t say I’m excited, but the idea of a whole string of jobs waiting for me if I play nice is enough motivation to smile, tell everyone they look great and pose for pictures. Also, the open bar is basically a siren song.

If there wasn't an open bar, no one would show up. Myself especially. At least the theme isn't horrible. I look especially intimidating with a cigarette holder in hand, so maybe no one will approach me. 

But you do care a little bit, and that’s all that matters. Apparently Reina landed me a job tomorrow, and then there’s the party and fittings to be had for that. You excited for that party?

Not especially. I can't stand making polite small talk with people whose asses I'm contractually obligated to kiss. There's honestly nothing worse. Don't tell me you're excited.