i am so going to miss Obama’s sass

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

You’re the human version of the word “lovely”

do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant

i kinda wanna live in neighborhood like this

when you start listening to ur favorite band less and less but when u listen to them again you’re like hELL YEA THIS IS MY FAVE BAND AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I FORGOT HOW PERFECT THEY ARE AND THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

since somethings gotta give was released i thought the lyrics were “im sinking, you’re waiting” and the other day, i learnt it was “im sinking, you’re wading” and it hasn’t sat well with me since. that’s so fucking clever. i am so mesmerized by that line now.

out of context this looks like yoda is a pimp with his lil pimp cane trying to train luke streetwalker– uh i mean skywalker– into hoedom