𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒.

during the spookiest time of the year, there are a few guidelines all ghosts and goblins should follow: always stay on sidewalks, never go to a strangers house, and never go out A L O N E.

why am i the witness? and when i capture it on film will it mean that it's the end and i'm A L O N E?

during the spookiest time of the year, there are a few guidelines all ghosts and goblins should follow: always stay on sidewalks, never go to a strangers house, and never go out A L O N E.

❝ i think the secret to not falling into the backrooms is to just not go around with a camera in your hand. everyone that seems to fall through has a camera in their hand. ❞ ❝ oh, it's always the mannequins. ❞ ❝ how is anything gonna find me and kill me when i don't even know where i am ? ❞ ❝ if you're gonna be stuck here and die, you might as well have fun. ❞ ❝ i don't want to live and die in the backrooms based on a "probably" ! ❞ ❝ i'll figure you out, backrooms ! when i'm done, you're just gonna be called "the rooms". ❞ ❝ i told you i'd figure it out. ❞ ❝ hello. are you tormented by the horrors of your past, as well ? ❞ ❝ it wasn't me. it was jeff ... my totally real friend who came in here with me. ❞ ❝ uh oh. this is about to get bad again. ❞ ❝ you hear that too, right ? ❞ ❝ i've never been happier to be back in regular backrooms. ❞ ❝ babe, i've got something special planned for our anniversary tonight ... we're going to the mickey mouse level of the backrooms. ❞ - ❝ oh, this is like trying to run a marathon and feed a baby at the same time. ❞ ❝ where the hell do we go ? ❞ ❝ help me ! help ! i'm an idiot and i don't know what i'm doing ! ❞ ❝ who cares about your small, human life problems ? help me ! ❞ ❝ unless you're going to help me solve my problems or do my taxes, get the hell out of my way. ❞ ❝ where are we going and why are we going ? ❞ ❝ oh, saved by the flowers ! ❞ ❝ oh, god. nightmare. absolute nightmare. ❞ ❝ i am sweating. this is so stressful. ❞ ❝ i guess i am necessary, after all. it just goes to show that no matter how good you think you are, we all need a little helping hand. ❞ ❝ i wouldn't look so happy if i were you. ❞ ❝ what that, moving in your attic ? ❞ ❝ it's destiny, baby ! ❞ ❝ it's destiny, baby ! the world wants us to live ! ❞ ❝ did you know that fish don't even pay taxes ? that's how scary they are. i wouldn't trust them. ❞ - ❝ hjonk hjonk ! ❞ ❝ this is ridiculous. i love it. ❞ ❝ hah ! i just ruined your whole day ! ❞ ❝ i have a plan. ❞ ❝ my evil plan is coming to fruition. ❞ ❝ i do nice things for nice people ... but you're an asshole. ❞ ❝ you don't see anything. nothing's happening. just go about your business. ❞ ❝ assimilate the knowledge. if you understand the humans, then you can destroy the humans. ❞ ❝ the end is nigh ! we strike at dawn ! ❞ ❝ stop freaking out ! stop it ! ❞ - ❝ don't forget, never forget. keep me grounded. ❞ ❝ my ego is so huge. i'm flying off the handle. ❞ ❝ i'm just making jokes to ease the tension ! it's not scary if i keep yelling jokes ! ❞ ❝ remember who you are. remember where you came from. ❞ ❝ remember who you are. remember where you came from. remember you love chunky peanut butter. not the smooth stuff. ❞ ❝ why ?! why is this happening ?! ❞ ❝ i probably have the calf strength of a two year old. ❞ ❝ i think anything coming at you, like a shadowy figure with smoke, should be avoided at all costs. ❞ ❝ what am i supposed to do ?! ❞ ❝ wait, i hear footsteps, very loud ... oh, they were mine. ❞ ❝ "watch out for it". yeah, imma be on full alert. ❞ ❝ no need to freak out, folks ! everything is under control ! ❞ ❝ ... it might be time to freak out a little. ❞

❝ how can things go from bad to worse so quickly ? ❞ ❝ oh, we all know i'm going to walk towards it, though. why would you play a horror game and not pursue the monster ? ❞ ❝ i'm freaking out over nothing. ❞ ❝ ... uh-oh. ❞ ❝ uh-oh. this is how i die. ❞ ❝ i'm sure nothing bad will happen to me down here. ❞ ❝ i'm just gonna hide here forever now. ❞ - ❝ ... why is the world on fire ? ❞ ❝ everything is dandy. everything is fine. ❞ ❝ everything is dandy. everything is fine. it's all nice ... except when you see flashbacks of your dark past. ❞ ❝ this is way more stressful than the first night. ❞ ❝ at this rate, that doesn't really feel like a hallucination showing up, if they're, like .. right there. and tangible. ❞ ❝ sleeping is easy. literal babies do it. all the time. ❞ ❝ i'm sleeping. none of this is real. - ❝ oh, come on ! now you're gonna have to kill me now, cause i'm gonna be reprimanded by my manager. if you don't kill me, he will. ❞ ❝ i don't care what it is, as long as it's flammable. ❞ ❝ is it because i picked up the human skull ? ❞ ❝ get the first aid kit, that'll help. ❞ ❝ nah. nah, i don't feel like it. don't feel like going back into the cornfield from Hell. ❞ ❝ o ... kay. i'm just gonna go home. ❞ ❝ oh, i'm gonna do something stupid, aren't i ? ❞ ❝ yep, here i go, being an absolute moron again. ❞ ❝ oh, i'm gonna do something stupid, aren't i ? yep, here i go, being an absolute moron again. ❞ ❝ fired ? what about being deathed ?! ❞ ❝ you have the right to remain dead ! ❞ ❝ come on out ! i've got weaponry and i'm not afraid to use it ! ❞ ❝ is the nightmare over ? ❞ ❝ happy about that. happy that i could bring about the end of the world. ❞ ❝ happy about that. happy that i could bring about the end of the world. i knew i would, eventually. ❞ ❝ i haven't been outside in a while, but i know it looks better than this. ❞ - ❝ red flags ! red flags ! ❞ ❝ this place has definitely seen better days. ❞ ❝ oh, my god. you're horrifying. ❞ ❝ ... that wasn't there before. ❞ ❝ okay, i may not have given this enough credit. ❞ ❝ i'm not on edge ! you are ! i'm fine ! ❞ ❝ i don't trust you. ❞ ❝ i don't trust you. i don't trust anything around here. ❞ ❝ i'm the least trustworthy guy you've ever met. ❞ ❝ i don't trust this. i don't trust this at all. ❞ - ❝ hell yeah ! i'm a vandal ! ❞ ❝ man, this is so nice in the light. i'm sure those'll stay on the entire time, right guys ? either i have the world's strongest throw, or that post-it note is as dense as ant-man. ❞ ❝ what's going on out here ? ❞ show yourself, coward ! ❞ ❝ as joke-y as i like to be, i don't like being in the dark like that. ❞ ❝ no more jokes ! no more bits ! this is real ! ❞ ❝ 'get out'. no, i don't think i will. ❞ ❝ keep your hips on a swivel. they always say 'keep your head on a swivel', but no one ever talks about the hips. equally, if not more, important. ❞

❝ i can’t do this without you. ❞ ❝ i need you, don’t you get that ? ❞ ❝ can we get takeout on the way back ? i have no desire to cook tonight. ❞ ❝ get away from me ! ❞ ❝ well, that’s a new one. ❞ ❝ i have decided that i will no longer be thinking. not a single thought in this head, from this point onward. ❞ ❝ i know i sound like a broken record, but you need to hear it. ❞ ❝ do you have any idea what time it is ? i’ve been waiting for you ! ❞ ❝ i’m starting to wonder if the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t that great after all. maybe i should stay in the dark. ❞ ❝ i’m fine ! i’m perfectly fine ! ❞ ❝ i know you’re ignoring me, but i’m going to keep talking anyways. ❞ ❝ when i enter the room, i should have a theme song. ❞ ❝ sometimes i wonder why there isn’t a laugh track whenever you enter the room. ❞ ❝ my list of grievances would be about a mile long. ❞ ❝ what were you thinking ? you could have been hurt ! ❞ ❝ you know that you can always call me when you need me. ❞ ❝ i want to complain, but i don’t even have the energy. ❞ ❝ you know that movie trope of sticking food into the dvd player ? yeah, turns out it really is a bad idea. ❞ ❝ i never wanted to be like you. ❞ ❝ i didn’t ask to be stuck with you. ❞ ❝ stay out of my way. ❞ ❝ stay out of this. ❞ ❝ who did you insult this time ? ❞ ❝ i may have insulted the wrong person. ❞ ❝ i hate them. i hate them, with their voice, and their perfect hair, and their deep eyes, and … ❞ ❝ it’s a wonder you’ve made it this far. ❞ ❝ let’s play a game, shall we ? ❞ ❝ go back to the shadows you came from. ❞

for someone who longs for a community of his own who's with his camera, A L O N E ?