Diplomatic relations? Politics? All of this sounded like a career that required two things out of him. He probably needed a degree which was next to impossible since he was a dropout, and there was no way he was planning on going back to school regardless of whatever career opportunities that could open up for him. Then there was the possibility that he needed to conform to the whole suit and tie deal. But forget that! A suit would erase everything thatâs Dandy, and putting a restriction on his identity was a no go for him!
"Huh. I donât know about this, Hime babe. Sure, it sounds exciting, and probably makes a whole lot of sense on paper, but Iâm guessinâ thereâs gonna be way too many hoops Iâve gotta jump through to make something like that happen. âSides, knowing me Iâd probably cause some international incident. The last thing this city needs is an intergalactic takeover."
Oh, this was beginning to feel like a lost cause! There were other options for a high school dropout for him, but why bother? The life of working nine to five jobs wasnât ideal for a man who craved excitement and adventure! Stroking the cleft in his chin whilst pondering on what could be available for him, he was half in thought, and half listening to Himenoâs attempts at trying to motivate him. So she believed that he didnât have to find a new dream, ehhh?
"âŚ.I donât have to change my dream..This whole time it was right in front of my face, but I was too knee deep in my self-loathing to see itâŚHime babe, you know what I have to do, rightâŚ..?"
*OVERLY DRAMATIC BACKGROUND!*
"Dream weaving is a dangerous game! Itâs not as simple as picking up a pair of knitting needles, and stitching yourself a quilt full of endless possibilities! Get that âknit one, purl oneâ business out of my face, because your sweater full of stitched lies wonât fit on me! But what if there comes a time where youâre overwhelmed by those copious amounts of dream laced yarn, and youâre put in a situation where you have to knit yourself that life changing scarf? Do you pick up those knitting needles, and get to work on weaving those new dreams?! NO!â
"Knitting is for grannies and suckers. Why waste all that precious time when you couldâve bought yourself a sewing machine? You see, Hime, you donât need to create new dreams when itâs much more faster repairing the broken dreams youâve already had before! Or even modify them to make it better than it once was! Thereâs no use on starting a new dream when I can simply cover my old ones with a patch, and make âem good as new, and thatâs just what I plan to do, baby!"
"âŚBuuuut just so Iâm not leaving you in the dark with my mindblowing ideology, Iâve decided that perhaps thereâs a way I can still put my alien hunting expertise to use, but put a spin on it! Like getting into the bounty hunter business! This city and itâs residents can rest easy knowing Dandy will always be here to bring the scum of this planet to justice! However, this isnât an one man job! Oh no! I need people who can watch my back! Like a crew! And I canât think of a better addition to my crew than you, Hime babe. So whatâdya say?!â