Diplomatic relations? Politics? All of this sounded like a career that required two things out of him. He probably needed a degree which was next to impossible since he was a dropout, and there was no way he was planning on going back to school regardless of whatever career opportunities that could open up for him. Then there was the possibility that he needed to conform to the whole suit and tie deal. But forget that! A suit would erase everything that’s Dandy, and putting a restriction on his identity was a no go for him!
"Huh. I don’t know about this, Hime babe. Sure, it sounds exciting, and probably makes a whole lot of sense on paper, but I’m guessin’ there’s gonna be way too many hoops I’ve gotta jump through to make something like that happen. ‘Sides, knowing me I’d probably cause some international incident. The last thing this city needs is an intergalactic takeover."
Oh, this was beginning to feel like a lost cause! There were other options for a high school dropout for him, but why bother? The life of working nine to five jobs wasn’t ideal for a man who craved excitement and adventure! Stroking the cleft in his chin whilst pondering on what could be available for him, he was half in thought, and half listening to Himeno’s attempts at trying to motivate him. So she believed that he didn’t have to find a new dream, ehhh?
"….I don’t have to change my dream..This whole time it was right in front of my face, but I was too knee deep in my self-loathing to see it…Hime babe, you know what I have to do, right…..?"
*OVERLY DRAMATIC BACKGROUND!*
"Dream weaving is a dangerous game! It’s not as simple as picking up a pair of knitting needles, and stitching yourself a quilt full of endless possibilities! Get that ‘knit one, purl one’ business out of my face, because your sweater full of stitched lies won’t fit on me! But what if there comes a time where you’re overwhelmed by those copious amounts of dream laced yarn, and you’re put in a situation where you have to knit yourself that life changing scarf? Do you pick up those knitting needles, and get to work on weaving those new dreams?! NO!”
"Knitting is for grannies and suckers. Why waste all that precious time when you could’ve bought yourself a sewing machine? You see, Hime, you don’t need to create new dreams when it’s much more faster repairing the broken dreams you’ve already had before! Or even modify them to make it better than it once was! There’s no use on starting a new dream when I can simply cover my old ones with a patch, and make ‘em good as new, and that’s just what I plan to do, baby!"
"…Buuuut just so I’m not leaving you in the dark with my mindblowing ideology, I’ve decided that perhaps there’s a way I can still put my alien hunting expertise to use, but put a spin on it! Like getting into the bounty hunter business! This city and it’s residents can rest easy knowing Dandy will always be here to bring the scum of this planet to justice! However, this isn’t an one man job! Oh no! I need people who can watch my back! Like a crew! And I can’t think of a better addition to my crew than you, Hime babe. So what’dya say?!”