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Four Critical Failures DnD Podcast - Episode three out now on Libsyn and Spotify (it may take an hour or so before it loads onto Spotify though)

[Go to 5 minutes to skip the recap]

A hung over Lia, a bright eyed and ready Honey and a done-with-everyone Wednesday travel to Dusty hollow in the hopes of finding, and saving, the tower they believe to be there. But prejudice and a magical exemption field stand in their way...

Join critical failures Martha, Lucy, Charlotte and DM Elisa as they as they explore Etomo. 

Lia, Wednesday and Honey, having narrowly escaped Druitsai after the first sphere fell, travel to Martiss in the hopes of saving the remaining spheres. 

What they didn't expect was a Christ like miracle, an evil statue and a shop selling only sand. Then again, things can be unpredictable when you're intoxicated and high as a kite. 

Join critical failures Martha, Lucy, Charlotte and DM Elisa as they as they explore Etomo. 

New DnD Podcast!

The first episode of the main campaign is out now on Libsyn and Spotify! 

For boobs that jiggle in intimidation, a not-high high-elf, and random bursts of singing, join us and listen to the Four Critical Failures Podcast!

Episode 1: The Fallen Shield - ‘The Main Campaign of the Four Critical Failures DnD podcast begins with Lia Lianna, Wednesday and Honey facing a fast approaching tide of Druitsai monsters, with little chance of survival. The outer sphere, one of four protecting the country Etomo, has crumbled. If our heroes make it out alive, they'll need to ensure the remaining three aren't destroyed, too, or all will be lost.

But when they aren't even sure where the Towers that are needed to keep the spheres up are, how can they hope to protect them? 

The main campaign begins in two days

The second, and final, part of Honey’s backstory is out now on Libsyn and Spotify! :) 

(it has an issue where if you try to save your project it decides to instead delegate audio files... because saving and deleting are interchangeable, of course... Srsly apply fix this)

The final episode of Honey's backstory, snd the meeting of Honey and Wednesday will be delayed until tomorrow or until garage band stops being an incredibly incompetent price of software that wasted over six hours of my time -_- whichever comes first

(It make take a little longer for it to load on Spotify - so if it doesn’t show up on the playlist give it an hour or so to fully process) 

The final episode of the character backstories will be released in a fortnight which means - you guessed it - two weeks after that (a month from now) the real adventure will begin! Get excited!

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