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Great question! I think this is all just some freaky coincidence, I mean how lucky does this planet have to be to get multiple good-looking scouts?

Demo drew up some comparisons between us and RED #2710. Never knew the big guy could draw until I saw him trying to draw his own heart mid-surgery. He's such a freak,,

//This is scout signing off!

is it ok if I do some fanart of you guys? If yes i would love a reference photo or two that you guys would like drawn. If no, thats ok.

hope you all the best!

Hello everyone! It is me, the medic!

I would be honored to have my likeness illustrated by you! Now I'm not very photogenic but I hope this helps! However please do not feel like you need to adhere to the reference, draw whatever you feel most comfortable with.

Stay healthy!

with kind regards medic

(Absolutely love this blog so far btw!! The SFM work is awesome and the characters are portrayed so well!)

Hello everyone! It's me, the Medic! 

For big cleanups (scorch marks, large jarate spills, debris from fights, etc.… ) we have a janitor. However, we are responsible for the more mundane chores like laundry and doing the dishes. I wish I could tell you that everyone does their chores on time without complaining but I don't think I could stomach a lie like that my friend.

Scout usually does the dishes, Demo and Heavy do laundry, Soldier and Sniper are on garbage duty, and engineer fixes the pumbling and other things around the base.

Pyro always picks up the slack of others though, perhaps a little too frantically? I regularly catch them cleaning up a mess that isn't even there and nights where I can hear them vacuum in the distance aren't a rarity. It's not that they are scared of germs (far from it actually, they spend most of their time with Scout and Soldier!), but they have this need for things to be the way they were before. I do find this behavior worrying.

Stay healthy! With kind regards, Medic

To anyone from the team who wants to answer this: what are yall's favorite thing to do when you're bored? Or just something you do often to pass time? Have a good day/night - 🐈

Scout here!

It's been a hot minute since we shared anything, and let me tell you something, it's been bizz-ay! Trust me, most of these guys don't really have anything going on for them (unlike me because I'm awesome!!) That's why we gather around for poker every sunday. It's a decent way to end the week, i guess.

Hallo everyone! It is me, the medic!

There are plenty of animal lovers among us! Herr Demo owns a pet bunny named Wick, as far as I'm aware it is also his favorite animal. Pyro enjoys any animal really but they love strays and Herr Heavy likes to pretend he hates cats but I saw him cuddling with that stray some time after I took this photo.

Herr Sniper seems to enjoy them the most, or do the animals enjoy him? I have this ongoing theory his pungent unique oder makes him more appealing to animals,,

the soldier has his rather rotund dog, I could not tell you what breed the mutt is supposed to be,, Our engineer seems to be an animal lover as well, he grew up on a farm after all! Though he appears to have a soft spot for pigs, I don't get the appeal but to each their own. Spy and Scout dont seem that fond of animals though.

And that leaves me as last, well I don't think it bears repeating but I love birds! All of them are lovely, gentle, majestic creatures that deserve love. Chickens however are in a league of their own in my humble opinion! I love them the most! I've always loved chickens, when I was still a youth my father kept chickens in his backyard and I'd often find myself among them studying or reading as they sat around me. When I left for America my father gave me one of them so I always had something to remind me of home. Greta and Bertha are the second generation stemming from that very Hen.

Stay healthy!

"Is silly question, heavy always takes good care of gun! why would gun be doing bad? heavy cannot crush tiny baby men if gun is doing bad."

There are no silly pictures today. Our team has started to go on tour, which means a lot of moving and a lot of fighting. Sadly enough, that does mean I have to cut down on the number of pictures I can share in a week! (Quality over quantity, I suppose)

Stay healthy!

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MEIN GOTT WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?? Do you have any idea how long I spent trying to get rid of all of these ants? Even as I'm typing now, I see a few ants crawling on my desk. I have to live here, you know??

Earlier today, I had to perform an emergency operation on Spy, and he accused me of wanting to start an ant colony in his liver. How preposterous! If I wanted to put anything in his body, I would start with a new pair of lungs!

Not to mention the fact that apparently one of my comrades has a deathly ant allergy! He could've been bit while waiting!

Please refrain from throwing any ants in the future

Stay healthy!

Flattery gets you anywhere toots, so here’s a little gift from me to you. a genuine Jermaine Arnoult batter-up pic from before I joined the team. My friends and I used to break into the baseball stadium just to mess around, and one of them took this picture of me. better hold onto it tight, it's gonna be worth thousands.

Speaking of baddies, GI JOE has to wear an ankle monitor for now, he’s not allowed to go anywhere outside of the BLU territory. and lemme tell you something, he has NOT been taking it well. yesterday he tried chewing his own leg off and today he convinced demo to blow it up. problem is it ended up being the wrong leg. man am i glad im not him right now!

Wish you folks the best of luck with the public, and I hope y'all have a good time :]

Hallo everyone! medic here!

I'm so glad to hear you have been enjoying our posts. I was very nervous to start this account and seeing all the love and support has warmed my small German-shaped heart,tough I think the general public has a much lesser opinion of us at the moment… Scout and the other two idiots just got arrested and we had to bail them out this morning, scout said he would add his side of the story once we got back to base. There are some drawings these hooligans made at the bottom of the post.

stay healthy!

with kind regards, medic

(Also, hope u feel better snipes!)

-Terror

Hallo everyone! I finally got my hands on those portraits! Now most of the others became rather uncomfortable when I started questioning them about their youths. I got answers ranging from “why are you so bloody intrested in how im doing! There’s nothing special about me or my childhood, now bugger off.” to more reasonable explanations. I tried calling Scout on his cellular device but he seemed very preoccupied. Oh well, he’ll get back to you on that, onto the testimonies! Brace yourself friends this will be somewhat lengthy.

I'm trying my hardest to get my hands on 3 portraits. I think you would find them pleasant to look at? Scout is currently out doing some errands with Pyro and Soldier. They left about 4 hours ago, and usually they're back in 2, I suppose I shouldn't worry too much. They're grown men for christ sake!

Anyway, I should go back to trying to get those portraits. Perhaps I can slip out of today's pokernight and try to take them while nobody's looking?

Stay healthy!

Hello everyone! It's me again, the medic.   Our team morale has declined due to a long streak of losses. I recently got reassigned because of issues relating to their previous medic. And though they may look headstrong from the outside, spending time with them will show you a different picture. However, I do strongly admire their persistence, team #2307 has the longest-known loss streak of both Red and BLU combined! I’m honestly surprised we haven't been disbanded yet.