Flameigrade

hey if youre like 13 or under please get off social media and go frolick somewhere i am frightened.and concerned for the youth of tomorrow

I could eat bagels for every fucking meal I’m not kidding I love them

I love seeing the revival of classic art

i think everyone in england is just voice acting or something i dont think people actually sound like that

hey op can I politely ask which country you’re from?

peppa pig boutta say something racist

headcanon that maes hughes introduced himself to a lot of people as “the best at corny puns.” some people caught on immediately, but six months into their friendship roy puts down a glass of water, hides his face in his hands, and whispers “maize” under his breath and nobody understands why

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

i can NOT stop thinking about when c.s. lewis introduced a character by saying “his name, unfortunately, was Eustace Scrubb” like BRUH no need to do him dirty like that 😭😭 you GAVE him that name. tf

You forgot he immediately followed it with “and he almost deserved it.”

Awfully bold from a man whose middle name was Staples.

hello 911? yes. im a fucking cycle path.

dude you’re sick go see a siciatrist

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

due to personal reasons i will be the cowboy