Don’t take life too seriously, it isn’t permanent.

My ultimate goal is for my kids to be like “wow dad really loves mom”

you make me feel all akjdsjkdf and kldkjgkjgdklh, you know?

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unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

The same love never comes twice

i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

tell me in a playlist

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

I want to be the person you can’t get enough of

we all have that friend that has no fucking idea how to whisper 

I can’t hear you I’m eating chips

“oh my god, it’s finally over!” i say, about a zoom class that i wasn’t paying attention to at all