Davy Jones’ Locker

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

if an aid of any kind helps you to live a more functional life, don’t deny yourself that help. especially if you think this aid makes you lazy. it doesn’t. other people who don’t need this aid to function more easily will tell you otherwise. don’t believe them. they haven’t ever needed it yet, but if they do, there’s no shame in that.

i’m such a details person i hate vagueness so much let’s be PRECISE