F O R M E R S A I N T.

“ you were right, i shouldn’t have eaten all that bread. ”

“ no puppy eyes, you little maniac. ” 

“ you’re not talking, and that only makes me talk more. ”

“ if you keep talking i’m gonna’ get out of the car. ”

“ just for the record, i think about you… while i do it. ”

“ i’m pretty sure you’re my soulmate. ”

“ i did, i jumped out of a moving car. ”

“ i don’t care, i love him. and given the opportunity, yes, i would have his babies. ”

“ friend to friend, ew. ”

“ your life is so pg-13. ”

“ don’t you think you’re a little old to be using cheesy pick-up lines? ”

“ i can’t take my eyes off of you. that’s a fact, not a line. ”

“ you’re a double negative. ”

“ i hope this doesn’t make you uncomfortable, i’ve developed like a little… crush. ”

“ i just wanted to say… shit. ”

“ i don’t know when you and i stopped being us. ”

“ i’m a total stranger, how would i know something so intimate about your life? ”

“ you’re getting drunk on watered down vodka like a fourteen year old girl. ”

“ i don’t know if i should help you or if i should euthanize you. ” 

“ i’m gonna’ help you rediscover your manhood. ”

“ what happened to your feet? ”

“ are you steve jobs? are you the billionaire owner of apple computers? ” 

“ you have a mom butt. is that what you want? ”

“ stop slapping me. really. ” 

“ i wouldn’t touch you. if my life depended on it. ”

“ how you are doing this wildly sexy, yet unbelievably cute thing that you’re doing? ”

“ you ran in the other direction when you saw me coming the other day. ”

“ love is for stupid assholes. ”

“ god, would you put on some clothes, please? ”

“ my schwanz is in your face, if it’s not bothering you we gotta’ bigger problem. ”

“ you want me to fight someone? ”

“ go away. please don’t come back ever. ”

“ you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute. ”

“ you’ll learn to love me, i promise. ”

“ you know i’ll kill him if he hurts you. ”

“ i’m glad we switched babies at the hospital. ”

“ i’m so mad at you for what you did. but i’m mad at myself too. ”

“ you fight for your soulmates. ”

“ he scares the shit out of me. ”

“ i was trying to move on. but i don’t want to. you’ve always been the only one. ”

“ i thought that you were gonna’ propose. ”

“ do you still find me attractive? still wanna’ take me home? ”

“ no. i am sexy. i am r-rated sexy. ”

“ i am here to bang. we are gonna’ bang. ”

“ take off your shirt. ”

“ fuck! seriously? it’s like your photoshopped! ”

“ thank god i’m drunk. ”

“ i don’t want your slutty money. ”

“ no way. break up right now. ”

“ i will mess you up! ”

“ go big or go home, right bud? ”

“ i’m sorry for being a dick. ”

“ i’m in love with her. i love her. ”

“ i think it’s fantastic that you’re a better man. ”

“ there is no such thing as one true love. ”

“ i met my soulmate when i was fifteen years old. ”

“ because when you find the one, you never give up. ”

☠Send me one at your leisure and I will write a drabble based on what you send— Other prompts are always welcomed and encouraged if it’s not stated on this list.

Send any of these to me at your leisure and I will write it— Please be specific to who  is going to be doing what.

Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason

Headache: How my character will take care of yours when they have a headache

Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together

Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake

Coffee: My character will be hyped up on coffee and pester yours

Mistletoe: Our characters will share a kiss under the mistletoe.

Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave

Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa

Bleed: My character will injure your character

Dream: My character will have a dream about your character

Letters: Our characters will write letters to one another.

Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare.

Holiday: Our characters will spend a holiday together.

Apologize: My character will apologize to yours.

Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.

O Romeo: I will write my character missing/looking for yours.

O Juliet: I will write about my character’s feelings for yours.

O Macbeth: I will write about how my character kills yours.

O Hero: I will write about my character mourning yours.

O Puck: I will write about my character pranking yours.

O Titiana: I will write about our characters sharing a night in bed or sharing a kiss. Specify.

O Oberon: I’ll write about my character getting angry at yours over something they did.

Regrets: I’ll write a drabble about my character having regrets about yours.

Heaven: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to heaven.

Hell: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to hell.

Purgatory: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to purgatory.

Time: I’ll write a drabble about our characters doing to a different time/dimension. specify.

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Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up.

Accept me: I will write a drabble about my character accepting yours or vice versa. /Or both to accept one another/

Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.

Befriend Me: I wil write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU.

Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]

Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa.

Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.

Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa.

Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]

Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character.

Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.

Forgive me: I will write a drabble about my character forgiving yours or vise versa.

Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.

Humor Me: I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters.

Hustle Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters hustling.

Humiliate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character doing something humiliating to yours.

Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]

Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together.

Invite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to

Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]

Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.

Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.

Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.

Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.

Offer Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.

Paint Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]

Quiet Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]

Remember Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]

Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa.

Reunite Me: I’ll write a drabble of our characters reuniting together.

Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters. specify

Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa.

Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa.

Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa.

Tell Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]

Text me: I’ll write a drabble about my character texting yours or your character texting mine.

Trick Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character tricking your character.

Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]

Value Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.

Wed Me: I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]

X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]

Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]

Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]

Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa.

Take Me: my character will kidnap yours

Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind.

Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’

Grope Me: my character will grope yours.

Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner.

Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character

Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner

Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours

Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body

Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun

Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally.

Greet Me: My character will greet yours, either at the door, at work, or somewhere else.

Own me: My character owns your character.

Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify.

Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason. Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.

Give Me: my character will give yours a gift Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly. 

Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify. (you can add any other special things that could happen!)

Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three.

Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick.

Confess: My character will speak their true feelings about your character. (or about a topic. you may choose.)

Death: My character’s reaction to your character dying.

Time: My character is running late! They are supposed to meet your character at ___________ (fill in the blank) or vise versa. Specify.

Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm.

Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify.

Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it.

Run!: My character is chasing your character (or vise versa) OR both characters are being chased by ___________ (fill in the blank).

Rivalry: I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other.

Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours.

Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours.

Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character.

Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light.

Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character.

Obsession: I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa.

Thief: My/your character has stolen something from yours/mine and plans to escape with said item. (Be specific on who gets which role)

Healer: My/your character helping your/my character when they are hurt/sick. (Be specific on who gets which role, and whether the pain is physical, emotional, or just having to catch a fever)

Sky: Our characters are stargazing.

Seer: An event with our characters in the past or future.

Help: My character requests help from your character (be something silly or serious, you may decide.)

Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify.

I Do: I will write our characters as a married couple

Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene.

Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.

« : memory from the past with your character

» : a future event my character would like to happen with them + yours [a daydream]

¿ : something my character would like to forget [specify in general or about yours]

☼ : A memory my character has with yours that they’ll never forget

Joke: My character pulling a prank on yours

School: How out chacrters live through a school day. Specify class if needed.

Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa.

Gloves: How my charcter deals with news from yours, Specify

Snow flake: Our characters in the cold together.

Rain — I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain.  Kill — I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours.  Love — I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours. Lust — I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together. Date — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date.   Defend — I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours. Fight — I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours. Death — I’ll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed. Mourn — I’ll write a drabble of my character mourning yours. Pet — I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet. (specify what kind.) Wash — I’ll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together. Pool — I’ll write a drabble of our characters swimming together. Beach — I’ll write a drabble of out characters at the beach together. Sing — I’ll write a drabble of my character singing to yours. Snow — I’ll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together. Game — I’ll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours. Movie — I’ll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together. Shop — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping. Cook — I’ll write a drabble of our characters cooking together. Sleep — I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.

Nightmare: I’ll write my character having a nightmare about yours, or vice versa. Kiss: I’ll write our characters sharing a kiss, it can be innocent or passionate. Traumatic: I’ll write my or your characters going through a traumatic experience. Murder: I’ll write my character killing yours or vice vesra. Home: I’ll write our characters living together. Holiday: I’ll write our characters celebrating a holiday together. Prank: I’ll write our characters pulling pranks on each other. Scars: I’ll write your character touching my character’s scars or vice versa Sketching: I’ll write your character drawing mine or vice versa Warmth: I’ll write our characters getting warm. Solace: I’ll write my character comforting yours or vice versa Drink: I’ll write our characters drinking together Game: I’ll write our characters playing a game. Love: I’ll write our character’s falling in love. Death: I’ll write our character’s mourning over each other. Hate: I’ll write our character’s hating each other. Seduce: I’ll write my character trying to seduce yours or vice versa Old: I’ll write our characters growing old together Song: I’ll write our character’s singing or playing a musical instruments. Child: I’ll write our characters raising a child. Poem: I’ll write my character speaking a poem to yours or vice versa Insane: I’ll write my character is insane inside asylum and yours is the doctor, vice versa

Rivalry — I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other.

Obsession — I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa.

Proposal — My character proposes to your character. Vise versa.

Celebration — Our characters celebrate together. Or have a party.

Secret — My character tells your character a secret.

Promise — My character makes a promise to your character.