[UNDER CONSTRUCTION] the content that i enjoy

Hey, all. Formerly-Number-One-Yognaught here. I haven’t posted for a very long time; here’s why--

This is something I’ve been wanting to do for a while. I originally started this blog to quote members of the Yogscast back when I watched them a lot more. I loved it. I really like trying to accurately type out the way people speak. But in the years since, I haven’t watched as much of the Yogscast, and there is a lot of other content I enjoy and also want to quote and post about, but I feel bad doing that on a blog themed around the Yogscast. Therefore I’ve just ended up not posting on here because I wanted to change it but couldn’t decide what to do.

That brings us here. I’ve decided and made the change. This is now The Content That I Enjoy (creative, I know). I may change that name if I come up with anything that I like more, but the new idea is this--I post about and quote...can you guess?......just try.........all right, you’re not getting it--the content that I enjoy! That will still include the Yogscast--in fact, I have a Hat Films video playing as we speak--but other stuff, too. I’m excited. Thanks for hangin’ out with me.

Blood: “When you’re actually in Africa, seeing elephants, it’s a little intimidating, yeah.”

Kyle: [laughing] “Hold on. I’m sorry, Blood, have you been in Africa?”

Blood: “Yeah.”

Brandon and Ben: [scoff]

Kyle: “Watching-seeing elephants?”

Blood: “Yes.”

Ross: “What is this? it’s just...res-resorting to...”

Trott: “Noises.”

Ross: “...Animal sounds.”

Trott: “So, first, you have to get with Smith...”

Ross: “What?!”

Trott: “...And then he has to shag me.”

Smith: “I-tha-”

Ross: “Why is tha-why i-hang on...wh-what? Why are we in this scenario?”

Trott: “What? We’re always in the scenario! I’m always shipping us!”

Ross: [quietly] “Why?”

Trott: “Guys, we’re gonna make a sex swing.”

Smith: “A sex wing?!”

Trott: “Finally, so me and Smith can...adventure a bit more.”

Smith: “Hoh-hoh, butt adventures!”