What do you do with a B.A. in English?

I'm over here now.

Hi, hello, salutations, hola, shalom, annyong, namaste, etc.

To be honest, I'm quite honored that so many of you are still following me - given that I haven't posted since February. I'm back (briefly) now because within the past 3 days, I've received these -

No, my laptop isn't.

Yes, Best Buy's still telling me that it won't be revived until March 7.

No, no I haven't had to check myself into a mental hospital for the critically internet-deprived. Yet.

Because all technology apparently hates me. The latest is my laptop revolting against me with a cracked screen. My life is now in the hands of Best Buy, with a 2-3 week repair estimate.

I was using my laptop just fine earlier today. Then, I left the room for a few minutes. And when I came back, helllllllllooo cracked LCD screen! I can't use it at all and I absolutely no idea how that happened.

Hmm, I'm thinking Tammy Two's bff. Let's call her Nonna Doble. She's a gynecologist and also volunteers at the library, dressing up in ridiculous character costumes to read to children.

One night, Nonna and Tammy 2 meet up with Ron at The Snakehole Lounge. And Nonna flirts with him, roleplaying with handcuffs, a bacon-scented whip, a brown wig, a shrimp-flavored party hat, etc. etc. - the works. It's meant to be a trick, to get Mr. Swanson to realize that he only wants to sex up Tammy, but by the end of the first epiode, Nonna and Ron have developed feelings for each other. And so, Catherine gets to play Nick Offerman's love interest for a while.

Meanwhile, Nonna of course gets entangled with several of the other characters. April overhears her karaoke performance and tries to convince Andy that Mouse Rat could use a kickass female voice. Donna (Meagle) adores her sass and extends an exclusive invite into her Mercedes. Tom and Jean-Ralphio flirt with her. Jerry's terrified of her. Leslie asks her to be her personal stylist during her campaign. Ann becomes curious about the magical wonders of the vagina, considering going back to school for a degree in gynecology. And Nonna loves getting in the zone with low cal calzones, so she and Ben have the occasional friendly lunch date.